brief interviews with fastidious men

My coworker Katie: “Did you ever get in trouble for the part in your book where Margaret Thatcher comes into the restaurant where you work, and you masturbate into her food?”
Jonathan Ames: “I didn’t write that.”
Katie: “Are you sure? I’ve been telling everyone to read your book because that part is so funny.”
Jonathan Ames: “I have a terrible memory, but I am positive I did not write that.”
Katie: “But yours the only book I’ve read in months. I think I would remember.”
Jonathan Ames: “No, I am sure that is not in my book.”