no, really.

I’m serious.
From “More Reasons to love Sheed”:
* “Showed up at his first press conference in Portland with a t-shirt that read ‘Fuck What Ya Heard.'”
* ‘During a Blazers practice, coach Maurice Cheeks was talking with reporters when Wallace strolled past en route to the locker room:
Wallace: “Say something!”
Cheeks: “They’re trying to get you to say something.”
Wallace: “They already know what I’m going to say. It’s already etched in their reporters’ manual.”
Cheeks: “What? ‘Just ballin?’
Wallace: “No . . . Good game. Both teams played hard.””
* Wore Timberlands during a mid-season Blazer practice.
* In the process of arguing with an NBA official, accidentally drooled on the man.”