best b-day gift ever

from my boss: a Shakira poseable action figure. Language on the box:
“Shakira (TM)… voice of a new generation
Her music is energetic and powerful
And has a unique Latin sound”
questions:
1. Shakira has a TM?!
2. Is Matt Cibula’s haikunymous alter-ego moonlighting at Mattel?

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