Monthly Archives: February 2004

And Andre 3k, duh!

* CHRISTINA AGUILERA PERFORMED “BEAUTIFUL” WEARING A TAILORED MANSUIT. Which is slightly less compelling than Yoko Ono’s acceptance speech. All I could think of was her art: the cover for “Season of Glass,” with John Lennon’s glasses and a glass … Continue reading

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A Failed Nutrigrain Ad

This commercial is totally creepy. Of course Sean Tejaratchi sent it.

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The Creator

The reason I am obsessed with the “thanks” in rap records: emcees treat the liner notes like God is reading them, and whoever comes with the most creative representation of Him is getting THEE most pimpin set-up in heaven. S.Dot … Continue reading

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You are an obsession

Best line from Eyedea and Abilities set last night: [Eyedea]: “This next song is a cover of an Aesop Rock song… it’s called ‘Daylight’.” [KIDS SCREAM] “Just kidding.” Most bizarre line from Atmosphere set last night: [Slug] “Vegetarians who do … Continue reading

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Why it is good to go out even when you think you need to stay home

I kicked it at the homestead last night, opting for Manifesta over SD skree punx the Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower. Then Ezra emailed this missive: “The Plot… Oh my fucking god. One of the best live shows … Continue reading

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MUDDA, I BARELY KNOWA… ehh, sorry

The headlines keep getting more like the Onion: “US Father Names Son ‘Version 2.0′” (BBC) “David Brent Quotations better Known than Shakespeare, Wilde, and Wordsworth” (Independent) “Saddam’s Spider Hole to be Sealed” (CNN) Artists who Demand Freedom From Record Labels … Continue reading

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