Monthly Archives: February 2004

I’M DA MAN, MUHFUCKA!

Last night’s DJ Report: Man, older bourgie art-patron weekenders are NOT feeling Sticky and Ty. Neither Angie Martinez and Eve. JJ Fad, Stacey Q, Sleeze Boys, though: some sounds they can get down with. Today on Pocos Pero Locos, the … Continue reading

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My Housemate, Joe Faustin Kelly, as Gauge of Pop Culture Fickleness

Last Night: “The internet has gotten so boring.” Tonight: “Sometimes, pop culture makes me feel like I am taking acid.”

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that’s some travesty

You’ve probably already read “The Permanent Scars of Iraq” and “Betrayed by the Game”, two not entirely unrelated stories in the NYTimes Magazine. They reminded me of Lt. R. Rojas. About three months ago, I was at a bar, celebrating … Continue reading

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Hey, Kissinger Got One!

This is complete bullshit.

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I Can’t Imagine Life Without You

If you are not doing anything tomorrow night, and are in the Portland area, I will be DJing at Holocene AKA “The Ho” with the esteemed Kenneth James (Aesthetics), Brian Foote (Outward Music, Nudge), and Seattle teen electro-aerobics queen Anna … Continue reading

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oh but wait

WHO WILL START: ZACH OR SHAREEF?! potential probz right there. Find out tomorrow in the “Blazers Vs. Nuggets,” part 2938432 of this ongoing saga of hometown pride.

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Sheed’s Dismissal

You see, my friends, I really do [grudgingly] know that this is an okay trade. I have two main problems: 1. It’s like Nash, Patterson, and Cheeks gave up on the season, to make such a MAJOR trade this late … Continue reading

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I have died.

You are dead to me. THEY TRADED MY BELOVED SHEED FOR THEO RATLIFF! Sheed throws tantrums, but THEO RATLIFF GAVE DETROIT THE CLAP!!

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weekend update: the music, the gentrification, the patriarchy

The Thermals played new songs on Saturday to 250 kids in a coffee shop called The Fresh Pot. One was full and bombastic with inflated power chords and one had this Cure-like guitar solo but for the most part, they … Continue reading

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Conceptual Genius

GUEST EMO REVIEWER EZRA on the Jealous Sound show: “You missed the drunk (and very sexist) Adidas rep who was hooked them up with $400 of free shoes the next morning. He was so wasted that he complimented me on … Continue reading

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