More Things to Boycott

Speaking of patriarchs and homophobes, you have noticed we are at a crucial point in the gay civil rights movement.
The following message, courtesy my friend Michael, reiterates the detestable conservativism rampant in my generation–conservativism manifested in flippancy and masked as hip and funny, when in actuality, it is not. Apparently, adversity or struggle is a foreign concept to these moldy bozos.
PS John “I believe in civil union” Kerry needs to step up to the plate and throw down for queer love.
BITCH-MAGAZINE STYLE INBOX TRANSMISSION:
“BOYCOTT RIDE SNOWBOARDS!
Last week in Montreal there was a National Snow Industries Association trade show. Ride Snowboards (based in WA) had a booth display that included a banner which read, “The worst thing about riding a Burton is telling a friend you’re gay.” Burton is one of Ride’s biggest competitors and apparently this is a part of their marketing plan. Please pass this along to people you think would be interested. Visit Ride’s website and send feedback regarding the advertisement.”