TAILS OF WHOA

Later I will write about my weekend thus far:
* the Dog Show, and the Tails of Whoa sheltie crew
* the date my 7 lady co-workers and I went on, with a dead ringer for Nick Carter from backstreet boyx
* Wikkid, a Meltdown-like ensemble of post-punk witchery
* Ying Yang Twins, a cheer squad for crunky pole dancers
but first, Today’s Dichotemy Hour: The All Girl Summer Fun Band, aka the band most likely to make me put more clothes on, is totallly opening the Blazers vs. Mavs game tonight. THE ALL GIRL MTHRFKIG SUMER FUN BND, people!