HOORAH!!!! I GOT A SCANNER!!!!- Return of the Comix "Reality TV Casting"

I bought a scanner today!!!*
And even though I am currently unemployed, I look at this as an excellent purchase…as opposed to a frivolous irresponsible waste of money.

This comic is all about my life in TV Land:

*Elliot, it turns out I have to contact the manufacturer to get the power source for the scanner you gave me…and I was just too antsy, and this one was a good deal, and I’m stoked about owning my own! I will return the one you graciously gave me soon.