Beer in Outer Space

march 8
[recorded on iPhone Notepad]
61/1000 “Romulan Ale”
J Well, we’re at Quark’s star trek diner in the las vegas hilton. We’ll be sampling the romulan ale. Be afraid.
M isn’t romulan… Isn’t it two planets? Like Romulus and Remus? Which one is it from?
J I looked at the bottle… Its brewed in central America.
M its hard not to remark on the color of this beer
J they’re fduxking green.
M mmm that’s cold.
J its really familiar. I could almost name what beer they’re copying.

M its not sweet like budweiser, but it is really light. Is it a pabst?
J it reminds me of one of those Asian beers that all taste the same. I’m glad the head isn’t green. That would be gross. I can’t believe this is the first liquid to pass my lips today.
M let’s talk about quark’s. I find a lot of inconsistencies. The star fleet logo everywhere? In quark’s? He’s not part of star fleet!
J excellent point. They clearly couldn’t find a ferengi architect to design the place.
M oh my there’s a real ferengi walking around.
J make sure you know where your latinim is!
M when are our hamborgers going to show up?
J I think they’ll bring out the best in the romulan beer.