Opinion
Media Special: Fatman Scoop’s Big Karaoke Debut
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Wow, I think THIS IS A PETE ROCK EXCLUSIVE, SOUL SURVIVOR II, FOR PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY, BABY I am really feeling SOUL SURVIVOR II, THE ALBUM, Y’HEARD? this AS WE PROCEED, MY NAME IS FATMAN SCOOP aka BIG COLORADO, I’M DOING THIS FOR NEW YORK CITY, I’M DOING THIS FOR MOUNT VERNON, I’M DOING THIS […]
You know it, your mom knows it, even that one dude down the block deems it so
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Oh yeah, this is for the 1 or 2 fools who played hookey during the “Sasha is a genius” lesson. Have fun in sucka school, and watch out for the language, cause shit is sharp like the tooth-edge of a straight razor.
My Ashwaganda Don’t Want None Unless U Got Buns, Hon
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Thanks to Cowboyz & Poodles Movable Type Personal Publishing System commenter Ben for the back-up and reviews. Pomegranate!
Yes, but can Lil Jon take Edwards & Kerry?
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Update on Lil Jon’s career path, from his label: “Lil Jon will be expanding his Crunk empire this spring as a host for his own syndicated radio show, “Crunk Radio”. The 2 hour weekly Hip-Hop/R&B show will be syndicated by American Urban Radio Networks (AURN) and pair Lil Jon with Emperor Searcy, a popular Atlanta […]
Education is the Mother of the Universe
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Okay, RE: the man’s language. I know the leaders of countless peoples’ movements–movements wrought by rage and dissatisfaction, unbearable marginalization, and/or boundless measures of hope–came up w/out formal ed. To drop some marquee names in US social change: Joe Hill of the IWW, Cesar Chavez of the NFWA, Emma Goldman of pacifistic anarcho-feminism, Malcolm X […]
Panda, Puppy, Apple, Tree
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From now on, all choreography shall be influenced by the free and sweeping moves of Greg “Deerhoof’s drummer” Saunier. Your memories are never as good as the live show. Greg Saunier, drummer of one kick, one snare, and one crash, perched on a milk crate, his oh-about-6’3″ lankiness sprawling from behind, flailing like spackle from […]
To clarify:
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I do not regret one teeny iota of the self-imposed, self-education trajectory/personal curriculum on which I’ve embarked. I am just wondering how the reality of capitalism can damage the idea of education, for those of us who grew up thinking capitalism is a cage. And how access to formal education can butt heads with one’s […]
School Spirit
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Behold A Lady!
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Holy crap. If Ms. Kandia Crazy Horse says she can shoot lightning bolts from her hands, you better believe it. Here she is on Andre 3000’s Grammy costume brain drain.
Guess who can finally ditch the fake ID!
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It’s probably unsurprising that certain blog non-updaters don’t tell anyone it’s their birthday until the day after their birthday. Happy birthday to everyone who never told us it was their birthday. Also to those who did. It is a goddamn birthday bonfire up in this ski lift.