Urban Honking

i can tell eben has been in europe because currently his iTunes is playing Ilona Mitrecey, age:11 ans, whose video consists of animated cows, bumblebees and crocodiles. my francais stops being decent at about 5 or 6 ans, barely progressing past Magritte et merde, so I do not know exactly what it is about. THE […]

How can I even begin to describe the past 4 days? I feel I would need many languages in order to come up with enough adjectives for “horrible.” It all began with the terrible fever I told you about in my last entry. Ah, if only that were the end of it! A fever, you […]

When Phyllis Schafly–a woman who’s most notorious for bringing down a lil’ somethin something called “THE EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT!!”– balks at your anti-woman stance, it might be time to cash in yr chips and say buenos noches, maria. I would post more but I am busy choking on my own bile.

How strange-I have a fever. Not the kind where you want to dance, dance, dance, and not the lovin’ kind, and not the Saturday Night kind. Which is sort of both of the first two combined, in addition with teenage angst. No, I have an actual, literal fever. I went to Griffith Park and laid […]

this will be rushed cause i’m in transition and cannot concentrate for more than 3 minutes, but i’ve just so much to say: hola from la cabana caliente, or rather, the place in hell’s kitchen where connie “mfing” wohn and i hang our hats for temporary. the hat is a kangol. we are inventing slang […]

how did we sleep on this ian svenonius article, about rock bands/rockism as a vestige of our economy? “Just as the rock group has been the most successful exponent of imperialism and capitalism overseas, it is also a key figure in real estate ventures inside the country.” i realize dude’s half analyst/half situationist and a […]