Urban Honking

Michelle Bachelet, socialist pediatrician, former political prisoner under Pinochet, Chile’s first woman president! Despite, or perhaps because of, the Alito nomination and a veritable three lifetimes of GW Bush, 2006 is predicted to be the Year of the Woman redux in America, with record numbers of women running for open seats in Congress and in […]

I am now the proud owner of a pair of cadet-blue gym shorts autographed on the ass by none other than FATMAN SCOOP. They read: “To: Julianne! I’m in your pants! Fatman Scoop” They were procured yesterday by my amazing roommate Mo, after she met Scoop at the Adidas store in SoHo. She said he […]

IN NY at least: the JSHEP/JHOVA “Suicide Girls SIX-PAGE EXPOSE” collabo in SPIN magazine, February issue, The Strokes on the cover, myself all lipsticked-up and coy-muggin’ on contributor’s page. Get excited. Stats Layout: hot shade of pink, just like we like it Punny Title: Nude Awakening Subtitle: $3,412 Phone Bill

SPECIAL TO Britt C: check yr work email! TIMELY INFO RESIDES THERE over and out

Or rather, not picking up the phone. Basically, all I can do right now is listen to the Alito hearings and cry. US Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, D-NY (the first Jewish Congresswoman voted in), just slayed me with her tale of being 14 in 1981 and feeling thrilled that a woman would be a Supreme Court […]

Brian Foote, friend de Nudge et mon everlasting Portland/Chicago electronic dance music connection, has concocted a mix for download. Brilliantly titled MALL BANGS MEETS THE UNDERCUT. GO BRIAN! You can get it at his label outward music here is some of the tracklist from the middle: kelis _ trick me _ tiefschwarz remix da brat […]

these are our rights to an abortion, slippin slippin slippin away At least we still have Schumer’s weirdly lo-fi website and this photo of him serving in the IT’S ACADEMIC! high school trivia competition. CONFIRMATION HEARINGS IN SUMMARY: REPUBLICAN: Judge Alito, some of my colleagues have referred to you as “not awesome.” But I think […]

arlen specter calls email “computer letters.”

I still think we’re gonna have a civil war, as Ted Kennedy just sonned Arlen Specter, then Arlen pulled this inane paternalist act: “Don’t tell me what I received in the mail.” Sorry, pops. Then Grassley makes a football analogy. No one has compared the proceedings to basketball to date, but I’m at least pulling […]