Urban Honking

Most importantly: “Save the Internet” Editor’s NotE: Cosmo Baker, GLORIOUS RUB DJ and the don of our neighborhood, wears sunglasses in the daytime while grocery shopping at the supermarket. I am unsurprised, yet impressed nevertheless. Ghostface.You probably already know it, but if Papoose, mixtape rapper, is the greatest hope for the New New York, my […]

Today I got to hang out w/ Nathan and Beth, pals from back in the portland, the former of whom used to dj crazy danceparties circa 2003 “too crunk to fuck” so sez N–the latter of whom used to get loco on the drink, then get busy on the dancefloor like you know she can. […]

The Honorable Ms. Cristina Veran on tonight’s FREESTYLE CONCERT!?! at MSG…: “the Latino music boom that pre- dated America livin’ la vida loca to da riddims of reggaetón,” word to Lisa Lisa y Gerardo alike. If what they’re saying is true, and Robert Christgau is gone, goodbye to features such as this one. Also, did […]

“The titles on [Neil Young’s new] album include “Let’s Impeach the President,” which features Mr. Bush’s voice overlaid above a 100-voice choir singing, “Flip flop.” ITALICS MINE! Related: SWEET, SWEET MUSIC

Pooooortlaaaandia! I am wearing my Bonzi Wells “6” Blazers t-shirt today and thinking of you! (for old time’s sake, here’s a link to my “RHYMING POEM” when Le Bonz got Le Trade, generously guestposted by Chauncey Billups. Those were the days. I miss the regular Billups sports hour. And I’m still wondering “WHO THE FUCK […]

back in portland i always thought about taking a boxing class with katie, even though her boxing teacher sexually harrassed her and totally like, put his hand down the back of her tank top while spotting her w/crunches or something equally creepy. boxing is, of course, the least subtextual means to release aggression, hostility, anger […]