Urban Honking

This is fucking New York and there are some truly crazy people here. I’d forgotten that, because at some point (two months into working in Times Square, maybe) I became city-jaded and everyone just started blending into one another, dots of flesh like a Chuck Close up close. The upside is that I no longer […]

I’m kicking back w/ la ladies in an hour for my job, and selfishly, what I really want to know is this: how can I perfect my snap? That’s the point, of course, but it’s also a vestige of taking dance classes four days a week: songs become inextricable from my body moving itself. I […]

Mary J Blige marries Kendu and we get “All My Love.” Xtina marries Jordan and we get “Ain’t No Other Man.” ‘ Beyonce and Jay-Z’s self-obsessed and sexee summer dud “Deja Vu”? The Phantom Menace. As long as the tie-in Taco Bell goblets look cool, the buyer believes in the blockbuster. Heard it in the […]

THE SYNCHED NIKE-NANO FOR THE TECHNOLOGICAL JOGGER. Between this and the new Xtina Aguilera/Primo single, which is fire pon fire pon fire, my life is pretty complete.

JAGGED EDGE FOR FREE IN NYC ON FRIDAY. not my neighborhood, but SO my turf.