Urban Honking

In my dance class today, against the clang and din of Panjabi MC (instrumental), I fixated on the concepts behind Jona’s new album, you are magic because magic is magic is hot (and so are you). This fixation was a violation of “LIVE IN THE MOMENT,” tenet five of Russell Simmons’ motivational tome Do You!, […]

Leave it to Jona to bring back Boat Rock. (The Crystal Dolphin! THAT IS A FAKE NAME!) May 5th 2007 Portland, Oregon PART 1: YACHT on an actual yacht. Vessel name: Crystal Dolphin Boarding time: 6pm (SHARP) Boarding location: http://www.portlandspirit.com/map.php?loc=cl His new album, i listened to it last weekend and I liked it. My overall […]

Reluctantly, we hit the barren wildes of Greenpoint cause A-Trak was DJing and ya collective hilween, aka my posse, we all wanted to dance. The man driving the car we called was very certainly drunk. He told us he didn’t know where he was taking us so we would just have to come over to […]

I got a 3D Drawing Pad for my birthday…and if you have a pair of 3D glasses lying around, take a look, this little alien will pop out even off the computer. As for the comics, I just got my hands on a scanner that is missing a power source. So as soon as I […]

soldaderas of the mexican revolution Gettin ya cash like ’em, fast like ’em: Oh say can u see, the connection between this story about Enedina Arellano Felix – the lady Stringer Bell of the Arellano Felix drug cartel, which recently killed four people in a hospital over a drug-gang rivalry – and the rise of […]

SEEING OUR FAVORITE CHOREOGRAPHER ON EARTH DEBUT HER NEW WORK

THE MEN WHO OWN YOUR UTERUS. “The government may use its voice and its regulatory authority to show its profound respect for the life within the woman,” wrote Justice Anthony M. Kennedy. In her dissent, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg said this decision “cannot be understood as anything other than an effort to chip away at […]

UnforgettabLe: “Gabe said” chronicles what it sounds like when your heart stops beating. TRAGICOMEDY. If I had liner notes I might put dude before God and my mom. Well… maybe not before my mom. (sorry dun)

“You remind me of someone in those glasses. Who’s that chick from Scooby Doo” “VELMA? She is SO nerdy, dude.” “Nah, you look real fly. If you played guitar and danced, I’d sign you in a second.” “Where’s my contract? I’ll be on it straight up all day. If you really want me, I’ll come […]