Opinion
SEPHORA EXPLAINS IT ALL
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How a NYC make-up hub explains the demise of magazines: free shit. So I was in Sephora today (full disclosure: I felt stanky and was seeking a spritz) (Stella in Two: Amber – because I love a fragrance with an addendum – in case you’re buying) and thinking about how many NYC chicas I know […]
SQUALIE.
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Ok, open-air bong hits might not be the best look when you’ve been scoped out and felt up by a cop on a steed. But seriously. Police were waiting to pounce. weez last nite at beacon. thanks to tiffany shepard (no relation) for flicks and finagling me a photo pass, even tho i had no […]
KELLS GONE WILD (BEE-YA-ITCH)
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holy fucking fucktown I accidentally left my alarm on this morning and hot 97 played this remix f. tallahassee pain which is how i woke up to r kelly transforming himself into “snappin jackson” claiming one more rung on the ladder to the top of the world a conquest! watch out curtis. kells annexes. you […]
OLD FAITHFUL
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well, this was scary. exactly eight blocks away from the office. we walked calmly down all five flights. the whole block standing outside, the smoke was pluming up. people outside, yelling : run! run! run! a whole gang of folks who remember what to do when the steam fans down the street, i presume. some […]
CRACKERS IN BED
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Saltines crumbling, that is, not white people humping. Or maybe white people humping, too. Thinkin bout Will C’s all-country, all-the-time dictum, I downloaded some sex-love-and-aching-heart classics by that H-Town stunna, Barbara Mandrell (vague early ’80s memory: my tia Luce used to bump that shit on eight track in her gold Cadillac and me and my […]
EIS KAFFEE
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= basically the only word I know in German. It’s phonetic, and it’s functional. Gotten me through some hard times on Berlin vacations. Not sure if “Floss” by German cirque du soleil rocksemble Mia (not MIA!) is a direct translation. Think it’s probably about dental hygeine and Berliner patriotism. Here is a live performance of […]
THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
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More reports from Sarah’s new life in the middle east: “Haha, perezhilton is banned in The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan. Good. I don’t need to look at that shit anyways.”