Opinion
MEMO TO JET BLUE
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DON’T ISSUE HIM ANY TICKETS TO BRAZIL. So how does this impact / not impact his chances of being subpoena’d in the Gonzales hellfire?
LUCID DREAMS WITH LIFER FRIENDS
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We bridged the night and the dawn light with the sounds of our voices. “Working through some things.” Smoking the occasional ill-advised Camel to move the process along from an itty bitty hustle into a dull roar. Like a crash. We worked through everything – work, death, sex, love, family, drugs, writing, rap – all […]
GLEAMING EVERY CUBE
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The Block Party, annual of course but more fun than years past, didn’t really pop off until Mister Frazier, mayor of said block and my super to boot, tucked in his shirt to reveal an LCD beltbuckle which read: MISTER FRAZIER… MAYOR… (718) 555-2938… “It’s so nobody will forget who I am,” he grinned, and […]
I SENSE A MORALITY PLAY ON THE HORIZON
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This New York Times Real Estate Magalog piece on town-level immigration politics is dying for a theatrical treatment. For the purpose of this exercise, I have reinterpreted one of the article’s more important monologues in song form: ACT ONE Arrangement: tuba, bass drum, tenor soloist, three back-up singers: baritone, tenor, bass Enter: conservative anglo Tom […]
SMASH THAT
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the man who plays the “smash” in real life: so smart, a net-nerdy writer-actor obama-supporter: CAN U REALLY FEEL HIM. (Friday Night LIGHTS!!! SEASON TWO starts in OCTOBER)
RUSH HOUR 4: BRETT RATNER’S IGNITION
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Pandora’s Box, in the true Greek sense: Michael Jackson in a car, backseat-freaking Brett Ratner to R Kelly. Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce.