Urban Honking

I finally went to the doctor to get my wrist cancer looked at. It was 8:45 in the morning and I hadn’t had coffee yet, so the whole experience felt muddy and distant like I was on a powerful drug such as “downers.” The doctor lady asked me about my problem, and I narrated for […]

DUDES WATCH FROM :52 to 2:30 of this video! CW IS SCORCHING MY TV ON THE INTERNET GAME RIGHT NOW! DAN HUMPHREY! woooooo

Here is a little rundown of some thoughts we are tossing around regarding the prospect of a Mostlandian benchmark:Katy wrote:I am interested in making the equivalent of a mostlandian geological benchmark: would it attach to hot air balloons? Would spectrometer surveyors use them to cast lots, or vote on whether a place is Mostlandic? Would […]

The MFA students have the opportunity to do a bronze pour in the next couple of weeks, and I have been thinking a lot about what kind of object I might be interested in bringing into the world. Below are some thoughts about why the prospect of a pour interest me. My grandfather, Dwight “Rocky” […]

HELLO FRIENDS! I am like ridiculously busy right now (case in point: launching new website (this fugly-ass thing is not it but stay tuned), launching niche website for fake-awards show / VH-1 talking heads package stamped w/ VIBE Awards, writing whatever Sean Fennessey wants me to write, friendly sparring with El Jefemanica, writing mondo gigantor […]

this is something i started writing about 50/kanye/chesney and never finished. I’m not going to – the moment is dead – but it’s a sketch. It was supposed to be an interrobang column on el horca (aka pitchfork media, a popular website for reviews of new music) and then got sucked into the annals of […]

There’s more to come: I only wish I had my scanner here in Hawaii, my camera may not cut it.