Opinion
KELLZ-IAN AWESOMENESS.
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
R. Kelly’s show tonight was the best arena show I’ve ever seen. The finale was Kells in a white suit with coattails and a grip of frontrow audience folx onstage stepping, singing “Happy People,” then a “Happy People” medley: “This Christmas” theme song, then “Joy & Pain,” then the “Love Boat” theme song (!!) then […]
ON THE MIC I’M NUMBER ONE. I AM ALSO NUMBER TWO. BECAUSE BITCHES I’M THE SHIT.
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
This just came on the itunes playlist – holler at early 2007. I’m struck with how smirk-inducingly hot and how unforgivably shitty it is all at once. Did Freeway write Young Hot Rod’s lyrics? Cause there’s some kinna cute barbs in there, i.e. “My protection is goons with guns with condoms on the barrell,” but […]
No Faded Radio b/w Letting Keyshia Go
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
Yo, there is no Fader radio tonight on account of the Fader dudez are in turkey comas in various cites across the Eastern seaboard, but feel free to listen to last week’s episode, which I have dubbed “Faded radio” on account of the embarrassingly obvious Coronantics popping – and flagrant stories about Moby’s godlike omniscience. […]
the internetsez rulin
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
guess what i am super obsessed with my job right now, which is editing the newly relaunched hotness that is VIBE.com, designed by my posse for lifer Huny Young, holler at her if you need some hot design and please don’t hesitate to pay her a shitload of money. Anyway, I’m also super obsessed with […]
VOTE FOR PANTHER
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
So my friend Charlie aka PANTHER is up for video of the year on this MTV2 Subterranean show. Most likely it will air at 2 am, because MTV now treats all videos like softcore porn, and refuses to air them during prime time – it’s their dirty secret, their Skinemax, their UNCUT – but you […]
TV PARTY
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
1. As much as I love Gossip Girl, yo, could the harajuku-backgroundness of the sole black girl* and the sole asian girl on the show have gotten any clearer with this last episode? It was bad enough before, but for their first speaking lines on the entire series, they talk in unison at a sushi […]
IMA SHAKE IT TO THE GROUND AND BRING IT BACK UP
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
Friends: A. TONIGHT tune in to East Village Radio online for Fader radio from 6-8 pm EST, where I am now officially the resident intern from another mother (did that work)? Along with my Power Fader homes Petey Pablo, A-Wags, Samtowne and Peach Schnippz, I’ll be repping VIBE, ensuring the girl-to-boy artist ratio is balanced, […]