Urban Honking

Full thoughts untangled here after the workday, but it goes without saying that any scumbag who gets drunk and beats on his girlfriend is no friend of mine.

The actors on the Wire are magic. As a drooling, parsing, analyzing, DVD-buying freak-fan (e pluribus unum), being in their presence felt something like being four years old and going to the mall to visit Santa Claus for the first time. At the Wire premiere party on Friday, sitting in a seat at the Chelsea […]

“Barack Obama is building a broad new coalition that brings together Democrats, independents and Republicans by once again making idealism a central focus of our politics. Because of his enormous appeal to Americans of all ages and backgrounds, Obama is the candidate best positioned to win in November. … His movement for change could create […]

I ran into my friend J. Romolini last night at The Wire premiere party (SEPERATE ENTRY TK!) and was reminded of her total awesomeness – we hardly ever kick it because we are both loco busy-busy but when we see each other we’re like, um, why aren’t we BFFs again? And weren’t we supposed to […]

Dear God, Even though I don’t really believe in you, I have a favor to ask. Now that Lily Allen is pregnant, please let her write an entire new album about pre-natal care, having to pee all the time, wanting to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee but hating her doctor cause he won’t let her, […]

Bossip endorses Barack Obama. Iowa Caucuses, Jan 3. Fucking Hillary Clinton. She can’t win, she can’t. She’s just awful.

Hilarity! Perhaps there really is a baby Jesus only he is more like the tooth fairy and at christmastime, he grants all your greatest schadenfreudinal tabloid-culture wishes! I LOVE YOU WISH-GRANTING JESUS-GENIE! BUT ONLY BECAUSE MISCHA IS SUCH A SNOBBY PRISSY VOGUE IT-GIRL AND NOW THE TRUTH IS REVEALED – SHE IS NOT AS BORING […]