Urban Honking

chuck bassian, non! MAIS OUIIIII! Speaking of boyfriends, my new one is the star of the Taiwanese TV dramedy “Rolling Love (Go! Fried Rice).” Yes, I have been lately watching a lot of tv shows from Korea, Japan and Taiwan at night. Before I fall asleep, okay? What. Anyway, Jiro Wang is the boyfriend in […]

Today Amedeo had to have a baby tooth pulled, the second time this has happened. The teeth in question had cavities which went too deep and then got infected. The first time it happened, both Lisa and I were confused as to how it happened, but also felt like horrible parents. This time, I’m a […]

In the Japanese TV drama “Zettai Kareshi” (aka “Absolute Boyfriend,” based on a popular manga of same name), this robotics company develops a prototype to be a perfect boyfriend, an ideal lover, for cute but bumbling protagonist / test subject Riiko–a robot whose sole mission is to please her in any way he can. In […]

Was not, sadly, as a singer-songwriter. It was the first installment in a monthly series of rotating critics they have for New Music Tuesdays. I talked about Three 6 Mafia, Sigur Ros, Hercules and Love Affair and um, Ry Cooder (who actually is a totally righteous dude). The dude host got freaked out by Antony’s […]

from the Gold Robot show

During the heatwave my little pot of home bikini waxer tipped over and oozed THROUGH my vanity onto my hardwood floor. I don’t know how to get it up cause it’s not so much waxy but syrupy, the consistency of honey. I have already tried pouring mr. clean on it and rubbing it with a […]

If I may get so fashiony on you, this dress has become my summer staple. It has saved many a sweat gland, espesh during the heat wave, by not stickily attaching its jersey self to my body. I think I’ve worn it once a week since the beginning of May. And today, I’m wearing it […]

Okay, me and Chris experienced THE MOST AMAZING hour and a half of television the other night. We were iggin cuz now that all our best shows are on hiatus (including best-best Friday Night Lights, RIP) we have to do shit like go outside and shit, but after a patio dinner (PACIFICO! holllar) and a […]

This is a new video loop I made that is up in Oakland, CA at Blankspace Gallery with accompanying digital prints and also featured at the group show in Portland at Upper Playground. The prints are nice and big, about four feet wide.

The boys gave me their cards the day they left for New Jersey. This is Amedeo’s. I love it. I said, what’s the porcupine from, Buddy? Then Lisa told me that he meant I would recognize it is a porcupine, not recognize it from something. I talked to them Sunday night as they were lying […]