wd-40 is cool

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yesterday i bought a can of WD-40 at schucks while curtis was buying fuses so we could roll down the windows of his car. see the door out in the hallway that leads to the stair well has been creaking like crazy. and that door is a straight shot from our front door
boy i tell ya that wd-40 sure does get rid of squeaks. i was going around trying to find other things to lubricate. insert anal sex joke here. yeah anyway. no more squeaks. now we can breathe easy. that shit was driving us nuts. felt like we lived in the middle of grand central station!


now
its like
the quiet ward in the hospital.


so many memories connected to wd-40. the smell of it. that little sturdy red straw. reminds me of my garage when i was a kid.


Chong: "mmmmellow....
oommmmm......
meeeeeellllllow........."

at which point he makes a crazy face and freaks cheech out real bad. but then cheech starts laughing really hard. but then the cop comes. then chong eats the stash.

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jude said:

wd-40 is the best invention ever. as a kid I used to take the straw part and light it on fire, and then spray the stuff like a flame thrower. (don't do inside). and it's so gratifying getting rid of squeaks.....

geneviève said:

Adam, there is a country-punk band from Montréal called WD-40 (http://www.wd-40.ca/Pages/Frameset1.htm), like anything else musical that happens in French in Québec and is around for a few years (and is not me), they are huge there, so whenever I see WD-40 I always think of the band. No matter what. Especially while reading a sentence like "WD-40 is cool", except that they pronounce their name "double-vé dé quarante" and I do to. They had two hits when I was a teenager, one of them was about how there would be no more panties and the lead singer would eat your vagina, the other one was about how we needed to get out of the way because Santa was coming over with two blocks of PCP. Just so you know.

the little red straw is very funny.

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