September 2003 Archives

After taking about a year off from watching the news (due to a complete loss of confidence in most news reporting in a post 9/11 U.S.) I have just recently started watching again and the news show I find most interesting, informative, and enjoyable to watch is Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN. The show just started a few weeks ago, but I find myself watching it almost everyday. It is not a normal sit at the desk sorta show. It's a little faster paced and has a sense of humor. The reporting is strong and the topics covered are relevant and interesting. Anderson Cooper is a great host. He has been at CNN for a while doing desk stuff but previous to that he was at ABC where he did stuff for Primetime Live, hosted their reality show The Mole, and I loved him as the host of the great overnight news program World News Now. He got his TV start on the in the classroom news show Channel One, which is a 12 to 14 minute news show shown in thousands of high schools every morning. Channel One's alumni also features Lisa Ling of The View and Serena Altschul of CNN and formerly of MTV.
I just read something that said Anderson Cooper 360 is getting really crummy ratings. When I read this about shows that I like it makes me feel helpless and manic (I also just read something about Craig Kilborn doing poorly). What do you folks think I can do as a caring supporter of these shows to help them stay on the air long??

A new newsman for a new world.

Even though I have Replay TV and try to not watch any commercials sometimes I see a few and most of them are terrible, but here are a few good recent ones:
SegaSports ESPN NFL Football and ESPN NHL Hockey games with Tracy Morgan: these are hilarious. Tracy is challenging sports stars (Warren Sapp and Jeremy Roenick) to play. Tracy is being so awkward and weird, and the camera work, and cuts are really weird. The performance are stilted and strange. VERY Good stuff. Especially the ones with Sapp.
Juicyfruit new flavors Grapermelon and Strappleberry: These guys in an office sorta battling over this gum, but they are trying to camouflage into the office. Guys keep on popping out of file cabinets and windows and stuff. Good.
MTV show Made: The VH1 promos and MTV ads and stuff keep getting better and better with their design and stuff, but last night I saw one that took it to an amazing new level. It's so hard to explain. It was all spray painted sharp lines and pinks and greens and electro music. It sorta sounds cliche, but it's really amazing. Does anyone know how I would find out who made this commercial??
This is not an endorsement for the products, just the ads.

I have had the Replay TV tape each of the 5 big late night talk shows (leno, letterman, kimmel, conan, kilborn) once a week for the last couple weeks. It has been oppressive. Having to watch Leno once a week has been miserable, and Letterman is no better. I used to be a huge Letterman fan (1980's NBC show), but his show now is so tired. Leno is just flat out unfunny, and I find his report with guests to be depressing. If he has someone interesting on it is clear that he has a hard time following their more complex humor or intellect. Jimmy Kimmel's show is interesting. I really enjoy the rotating weekly guest host, and doing his "monologue" at the desk is interesting. He always has one more guest (usually 4 a night) than the other shows due to a shortened monologue, but Kimmel's humor is not outstanding. With all that said, the show can be interesting. Conan is good. I have been entrenched in a battle for years because nobody will ever watch Kilborn because Conan is so good, and that made me bitter for awhile, but Conan is funny. Sometimes he is a little predictable (in the way that he sorta repeats the same thing a lot) at times, but puts on an entertaining show every night. Kilborn is the underdog. I love him. I love his smarmy style. I love how he can have a guest who I don't give a rat's ass about and still make it interesting. I love his glamorous 1950's Hollywood character and set. Watch him if you never have!
Ratings:
Leno


2/10 - Sometimes good guests can make the show interesting. Otherwise - don't bother

Letterman


3/10 - A once brilliant comedian is now old and tired.

Kimmel


5/10 - Interesting new ideas. Sometimes really flat. Sometimes pretty fresh.

Conan


7.5/10 - Consistently good. Skits, banter, musical dudes. Sometimes feels like you've seen the same jokes before.

Kilborn


8/10 - A great talk show. Not perfect, just barely better than Conan, but a great personality, and feel.

Well, that was over quick. MTV just cancelled Tom Green's newish talk show (The New Tom Green Show). MTV is blaming it on plummeting ratings, and is quick to point out that Tom will still be developing new projects with MTV. It never seemed to be the right format for Tom, as an unhealthy awkwardness always ran the show it seemed. Also, one of the huge problems with the show was their inability to land interesting guests. It seemed like they never knew who would be on the show the next day, and the majority of the guests were just from other MTV shows. I like Tom Green. I hope he finds something that works soon.

Spike TV's, who by the way have a terrible name and terrible logo, Joe Schmo is a fake reality show filled with actors playing the contestants and host all playing a grand practical joke on one fella who thinks it's all real. It's a really interesting show that, for the most part, is pretty well executed. The most interesting thing about the show is that the Joe Schmo character, whose real name is Matt, is so likable. He is really kind and charming and caring. He's sorta like a cute dope, but at this point in the show everyone is starting to feel really bad about playing this mildly sadistic joke on him. They have made it unclear as to whether he will receive some sort of a prize if he gets through the ordeal, but I hope they give him lots of money and a new TV show!

How could you not love this guy?

So, American loves to watch the gay people on TV now. It's the summer of Queer Eye. I mean, you all have seen it or want to see it! Maybe you should even figure out which of the fab five is your type! But have you heard of Boy Meets Boy? It is a reality dating show like Joe Millionaire or The Bachelorette with a man searching for his perfect man. BUT THERE IS A TWIST!!! Some of the guys aren't really gay! COME ON!!! So mean! Don't gay guys have it hard enough. I haven't seen the show yet, but definately am planning on catching up.

Figure out who isn't gay in this picture.

I had spotted a program a couple times in my late night searching on the replay tv guide. The very title of the show made me laugh. I was afraid, but I knew I would have to watch it at some point and so last night I finally watched the amazing half hour that is:

. The show is hosted by Jillian Barberie who is everywhere these days ( Good Day Live , Fox's NFL pre game show, she had this weird show on FX a while back called The Test about online personality tests and celebrities). Hmm, I just realized everything she does is on Fox or Fox related. This is some sort of Rupert Murdoch designed cloney future woman!

The show is a regular dating show, but the lady on the date has a earbud headphone in her ear and she is being told incriminating evidence about her date by two of his ex lady friends. If the lady on the date decides she likes the man after the date she is waiting for him in a limo and they get another date paid for by the show. If the lady decides she doesn't like the man, the two exes are waiting in the limo and they get to go on a shopping spree. I probably won't be watching it anymore.

A new season of Survivor starts in a couple weeks and CBS just posted posted the cast bios, and the crack staff at The Smoking Gun has done their job and exposed all the traceable juicy tidbits about the upcoming cast members. The cast seems to be more drug influenced than usual. Guess they will have to edit out the frog licking immunity contest now! Hardy Har Har! Or maybe Arrdy Arr Arr, Shiver Me Timbers. This season has a real pirate theme cashing in on the whole Pirates of The Carribean thing. So, the hot trends these days are pirates, gay people, and surfing.....hmmm....that could be one damn good show.