We're probably meant to pee on our feet
Archived from June 04, 2006
Apparently you can relieve yourself of athlete's foot by relieving yourself on your foot. You can do other things by peeing on yourself like help your acne. It also helps you with weird sties and other problems. I think it helps if you pee on your cuts and someone told me it helps for bug and animal bites.
It makes me wonder if we SHOULD be peeing on our feet all the time. You know, cave people were always walking around on sharp rocks and thistles and things, so it would make good sense for them to pee on their own feet in an effort to avoid bacterial infection. Perhaps they peed on themselves as a bug repellent as well.
I suppose the disadvantage to peeing on one's self is that predators will be better able to smell you, but otherwise it seems like a pretty good idea. Maybe in the old days, before brick layers, people were always peeing on their own feet. Maybe men never aimed, they just let it go and wherever it landed, they would be clearing up whatever ailed them, their friends or their flock. And perhaps women never squatted; they just let it run down their handsome, disease free legs.
Well, it's sandal season, perhaps it's time to start peeing on the feet.
Bye,
Starr
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