101 ways to avoid cancer
Archived from April 07, 2006
1. don't be an asshole.
2. stop stressing out over little things
3. stop stressing out over big things
4. stop stressing out over money
5. stop worrying about paying back your debts
6. stop worrying about what you look like
7. only eat organic fruits and vegetables
8. stop eating all animal products, especially those laced with hormones, anti-biotics and steroids.
9. tell everyone good things about you and about themselves.
10. stop talking to assholes
11. stop listening to assholes
12. stop going to work everyday
13. stop going to work all together
14. never be more than 20 feet away from a toilet at anytime, so you never hold in your excrament.
15. wash and skin your fruits and vegetables to avoid injesting pesticides and herbacides
16. only buy organic foods to avoid pesticides and herbacides
17. grow all your own foods to avoid other people's hands on your food
18. Go into the woods every day for at least one hour
19. Go into the woods for months at a time
20. stop eating canned foods
21. stop eating prepared foods of any nature
22. mill your own grains
23. do a fast every month
24. stop concerning yourself with society's imposed beauty standards
25. stop driving a car
26. stop being a passenger in any cars
27.stop taking the bus
28. stop taking airplanes
29. do not ride in any motor powered flying machines
30. stop taking trains
31. stop taking motorized boats
32. do not be in the air with flying machines
33. do not be on the road with cars, buses or any motorized vehicles
34. do not be on the water with motorized boats
35. don't wear tight pants
36. don't take medication
37. don't smoke any smoking product
38. don't chew tobacco
39. don't use nicorette or the patch
40. get a massage every week
41. have a psychotherapy appointment every week
42. immediately address your feelings at any given moment
43. physically fight if you have to
44. do not carry a gun or hang around people with guns (guns are stressful and you will get or give cancer via stress)
45. have dogs and cats
46. make sure your animals excrete solids outside of the home
47. dont' use any cleaning solutions
48. get away from anything plastic
49. get away from your, or anyone elses' microwave.
50. demand people dispose of their microwaves one week or more before you will come into their home.
51. get away from anything on fire
52. never eat anything burned
53. just don't eat anything cooked
54. only use blankets and sweaters for heat, no gas, no electric = potential agents of cancer.
55. do not eat any processed foods
56. do not eat in restaurants
57. do not go swimming in pools
58. do not go swimming in lakes next to populated areas
59. do not go swimming in anything other than glacial pools and hot springs
60. bathe in hotsprings as often as possible
61. don't sit for anymore than 30 min at a time.
62. do not use a computer (potential agent of cancer)
63. do not use a tv (potential agent of cancer via plastics/filament as well as stress)
64. do not use a waterbed
65. only sleep on straw - no manufactured fibers.
66. don't go on fiberglass water vessels
67. only ride in handmade, log canoes.
68. don't wear polyesther or fleece.
69. only wear hand crafted silk, wool and cotton produced with metal and wood tools
70. exercise each day.
71. do a wide variety of exercises to exercise every part of you
72. meditate for the better part of the day
73. hang around with other, non-toxic attired people in non-toxic environments
74. don't use paint
75. don't go into buildings
76. walk where you need to go, away from all machines.
77. sing in moderation every day
78. do not consume anything artificial
79. don't use paper you haven't made yourself from natural sources - not other paper.
80. don't use pens
81. dont' use pencils
82. don't use coal to write on shovels or handmade paper from papyrus or whatever you make it from.
83. breastfeed
84. stay 500-1000 miles away from powerplants, factories and medical facilities of any nature
85. do not swim in waters which run downstream of any powerplants, factories, medical facilities or papermills
86. do not drink water or eat anything out of any plastic containers, ever.
87. if you see a plastic container STAY AWAY.
88. stay 500-1000 miles away from papermills.
89. never go into a dr or dentist office.
90. don't let a doctor or dentist come to you with their own equipment. Make sure they're naked.
91. stay away from all manufactured "beauty" products.
92. stay away from all products that you do not handcraft yourself under extremely mellow conditions where you experience no stress.
93. have extremely low maintenance children
94. have extremely low maintenance relationships
95. be effortlessly wealthy
96. laugh every day as much as you can
97. smile every day as much as you can
98. cry whenever you need to.
99. don't use booze or drugs
100. get and give a lot of affection
101. think happy thoughts
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