I would not a good mother make.
Archived from November 12, 2005
yesterday I was thinking about my friend who just had a baby, and how when the baby was born they got a clean diaper on her and she immediately soiled it. I have to say "soiled" because I hate HATE HATE the word "p-double-o-p. I don't even think in terms of that word. I was going to ask my new mother friend "so, about how many times a day does she shit her pants?"
That would be the phrase I would use if I had a child
"did you shit your pants?"
The non-swearing phrase I would use would be:
"Uh oh, looks like someone excreted solids."
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