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May 21, 2005
Big weekend
The fact is, I wanted to get some tail.
I was feeling blue because of my meeting on Wednesday, I had a terrible low energy show, my 2003 boyfriend dicked me over, and I'd been on the prowl for months. So when I found myself making out w/ this guy the other night, I used a line I'm particularly proud of.
"I should probably just come over to your house, huh."
I think that's pretty straight forward. I'm open to doing it, but I'm not going to push the issue. The make-out guy said ok.
I went over, it felt a little awkward. Oh well. There I was with some potential tail right in front of me.
He told me he was a Leo and all of a sudden started referring to himself as "the lion". For example he said "You have to massage me gently, I'm a sensitive lion." He also said "we lions like to take things slowly". I almost got really mad at that one, because I didn't want to have wasted my time going over there if I wasn't going to get laid. Fortunately he dropped that train of thought and the banging began. For a "gentle, sensitive lion" that guy was really into roughhousing.
Then, in the middle of me getting manhandled, the guy shouts "Can you handle the lion"!
What?
The kicker is, he waited for a response. He PAUSED so I could respond to the serious query "Can you handle the lion." I said "Okay, I am." Which was hardly the frenzied jungle howl he was anticipating, but what the hell does he expect? I didn't know about this lion thing until just that night. I needed time to absorb it.
I wasn't actually creeped out by the lion. I thought it was hilarious, and even mildly endearing. You have to have a certain level of self assuredness to let yourself go like that and do weird animal stuff in bed w/ someone you don't know very well. I say kudos to him. At least he was being creative. Let it be noted that "creative" does not necessarily equate "arousing" but I can appreciate the effort, albeit weird.
The only down side to the event was that now when I listen to the soundtrack to The Wiz, the song Be A Lion is slightly tainted for me.
Posted by Starr at May 21, 2005 01:51 PM