Farrah's Lashes
March 9, 2006 8:10 AM Permalink
Yo, yo, yo! Zoe's album drops this Friday, and homeys? She's gonna drop it like it's hot. (Ouch! She burned herself, muthafuckas!)
You're gonna have to wait for the final version, but rough cuts have been circulating around the flaming hot internet for days now. We've obtained not only a rough cut of the audio, but also three clips from the unedited video footage! Here, for your listening, viewing, and reading pleasure, is Zoe's latest soon to be mass hit explosion, Farrah's Lashes.
Word 'em up.
Farrah's Lashes (Rough Cut)(Yo.)
These exclusive! unedited! raw! really dark!video clips have been illegally pirated for you alone. Does one of them just stop in the middle of a verse? Yeah. That's 'cause it's underground. Bitches.
Most people know this cutie
From a little blog called Real Girl Beauty.
Of all the hobbies I could take up,
I wound up famous for my makeup.
My make up.
My blusher.
My shiny lip gloss.
But any girl who puts on the mask,
Who takes the time to perform the task,
She still remembers the time not long ago
When she thought she only looked so-so.
So-so.
With no glow.
Not long ago.
She might have felt low.
Chorus:
She watches too much television,
Which don’t distract her from her mission
To find the perfect black mascara,
And be a sex symbol like Fawcett. As in Farrah.
With good mascara.
She’s got the hair-ah.
Who knew life could grow much finer
By discovering eye liner.
Some people love their shirts with Che Guevara,
But all I need is a good mascara.
For the lashes
That no one bashes.
Bridge:
‘Cause sometimes living in the City
Can pique your insecurity.
And why shouldn’t we feel pretty,
Instead of shitty?
Instead…Of shitty.
She watches too much television,
Which don’t distract her from her mission.
To find the perfect black mascara,
And be a sex symbol like Fawcett. As in Farrah.
With the hair-ah.
And the skin care-ah.
She’ll have the lashes
That no one bashes.
She’ll be like Farrah.
By: Zoe | Challenge 03 | March 9, 2006
God that song is great. Who knew lyrics including "shitty" could be sung with such harmony? I'm crossing my fingers for the videos to come in. This is awesome!
Great song. So innovative. Best performance of the night. Great song choice. You are definitely going to sail through to the end of this competition. Wow, isn't it cool how American Idol comments fit so well in a multitude of situations.
Are you tiny? Or is that guitar huge?
Can't wait for the video...
Just missed evidence working on this. Might miss federalism. I am so insane right now.
All you UB whores, please note J's second cameo in as many years on a contestant's entry. Hmm, Willow DID win immunity for that one...
Also? Let's note that it took my office IT guy a whole hour to upload my videos from my camera. I was not the only one struggling, thank bejebus.
(Thom--I am not teeny tiny, but I'd say that I'm on the small side and my friend's guitar's on the large side.)
5:34 PM on 03/09/06
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