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THE FINALE

From March 27, 2006 | Permalink

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Welcome to the last episode of The Ultimate Blogger Season 2. All 13 of our contestants really showed us a lot of dedication while putting themselves out both emotionally and physically with long nights working on entries, and sharing their personalities with the cold, cold world.

Contestants: We loved each and every one of you and we'll continue to keep our collective eye on you and wish you the best.WE LOVE ALEX

Viewers: Your contribution via dialogue with the contestants was invaluable. Thank you for creating the sparks that make the game truly interactive and completely different from any other reality show in the world of man and/or beast.

Now, after thousands of world-wide applicants, four weeks of intense backstage wheeling and/or dealing, 1,264+ comments, and thirteen die-hard contestants, we finally have a winner! The $1000 Prize Package is all theirs!

Special thanks to Brandy Jenda of Long And Wild Limo's for donating time in her amazing stretch Lincoln in SE Portland. Visit her site or give her a call at 503-762-2417 for the ONLY limo in Portland with custom hydraulics. Because literally nothing in life is more satisfying than clowin' an H2 stretch on Broadway. Thanks Brandy! You are really cool.

If you missed anything make sure you check out all of the challenge introductions, immunity announcements, and game news in the ARCHIVES. Check out all of the contestants' entries and dialog in the DEN ARCHIVES.

Thank you for making this Ultimate Blogger season a success! Apply now for UB3!

Click here to view The Finale

Comments:

"...just too weird for literally everybody."

"WHAT HAVE WE DONE?"

"I really like it... a lot."

"Anyone on the fence is going to have to choose now."

1 Jona 5:45 AM on 03/27/06

so...we won?

2 Tim and Morgan CO. 6:16 AM on 03/27/06

Congrats TimAndMorgan! Good luck in the final final final UltimateBlogger2 challenge. There can be only one UltimateBlogger.

3 Charlie 6:58 AM on 03/27/06

ohhhh g bob

4 trashcan 7:35 AM on 03/27/06

"they said they like to dance with the hot chicks."

so good. yay steveandmikeyandjona!

5 sarah sted 7:39 AM on 03/27/06

bubb rubb
wooooo wooooooo!

great job homies!

6 jazz 9:54 AM on 03/27/06

Congratulations Tim & Morgan, even though you sold me down the river, I still hate you alot. Just kidding.

7 Eric 10:36 AM on 03/27/06

Yea TimandMorgan!

Yea, last video!
Best one yet!


Let's go to Vegas.

I thought "current girlfriend at the time of this writing" might get Mike in trouble - *sucks air*.

But NICE LAST VIDEO! Absolutely brilliant. Hooray for Tim and Morgan! One more Tim and Morgan chorus, everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4, ---

9 lucie 10:50 AM on 03/27/06

Tim and Morgan, you may have won the season
but the title is still up for grabs
you must now face off in the ultimate showdown
against the most masterful and diabolical blogger who ever lived
james
the stalin
voges
in one week from today
we will issue you the terms of the final duel
because there can only be one ultimate blogger

10 josh 11:25 AM on 03/27/06

OMG I love this video. I will miss weekly UB videos so much!! I don't want to wait another year...do you dudes have any other video projects planned?

11 freddy 11:27 AM on 03/27/06

Mike has so many girlfriend's, I wanted to put it into context. ;)

Man, you guys actually READ that? I am humbled.

12 Mikey 11:42 AM on 03/27/06

Congratulations, T & M. Hopefully you guys can make it to ANACORTES for What The Heck Fest 2006. Actually, everybody should try to come to ANNIE C for this. It's such a good time: music, swimming, friends, food, the world's biggest garage sale, etc.

Also, funniest video yet.

13 Alex 12:24 PM on 03/27/06

Congrats, Tim and Morgan. At least you can concentrate on your homework now that the competition is over.

And yes, we all read it. I think most of us were hoping for some hidden meaning of life message or something. But I'll settle for "hoof arted" and a "mean girls" reference.

Quick question though. What does the video say when you play it backwards?

And Thom...you're still the man in my book.

14 Sonny 12:29 PM on 03/27/06

Sonny, it's the text I posted above. ("Tim and Morgan, you may have won the season but the title is still up for grabs" etc)

15 josh 1:31 PM on 03/27/06

NICE!!! rock on Tim & Morgan!

you kids rule - just give up the smoking.

16 cherz 1:34 PM on 03/27/06

ALEX!!!!
congrats, on making it so far. you made great stuff and we loved having you.

you deserved more of a tribute from us, but the video was getting so long.

17 Steve Schroeder 1:44 PM on 03/27/06

What?

I said, CONGRATS!

18 Liz 1:55 PM on 03/27/06

PARTY TIME!

19 Tim 4:38 PM on 03/27/06

why did you guys rip off the stella episode "camping" without crediting it? why'd you rip it off at all and then put your copyright on it? bad form.

anyway, good job tim and alex.

20 a. aaron 6:52 PM on 03/27/06

what part of that episode were they copying?

21 Tim 7:10 PM on 03/27/06

Hey Aaron, check out the STELLA credits... rip off? WE WROTE THAT EPISODE!

22 Jona 7:14 PM on 03/27/06

let's shoot straight here.
the copyright stuff was really only to make the "comedically long credits" longer.

also, let's be honest, STELLA has been ripping us off for years.

we did it because we love them, thought it was in the tradition of STELLA and Tim and Morgan (who we were trying to pay tribute to) and because stealing is funny.

Also, who is Marcus?

23 Steve Schroeder 10:12 PM on 03/27/06

I don't know! I don't know!

24 tim 10:49 PM on 03/27/06

i don't know!

anyway, though i found the use of that scene peculiar, it was still funny.

regardless, UB2 was a great and hilarious program. good work to everyone.

and steve, you're right: stealing is funny.

25 a. aaron 10:54 PM on 03/27/06

Just to let you know that I subscribed to this blog's feed, and because it was basic html, all the easter egg links where right there in plain blue and white. No surprises, dammmit.

26 Brittanie 4:18 AM on 03/28/06

Easter eggs? Do I have to watch all the videos AGAIN?

27 Liz 6:58 AM on 03/28/06

That's one of my favorite scenes from Stella, and rather than just "ref it" I thought it'd be funnier to do it all word for word. Especially since Tim and Morgan didn't see the whole script, just their own lines. They sent us that as a text file and then we edited it together. COMEDY GOLD MY FRIENDS.

Note: Since we're being honest, we also stole this color theme (and layout sort of) from the first version of Jet Blue's web site, check it out on wayback.org.

28 Mikey 9:31 AM on 03/28/06

dudes - this was rad. Mikey, I'm looking forward to the e-book ...

& don't forget that you stole the button rollover states from cabel's blog, too.

29 mat 10:22 AM on 03/28/06

Well done lads. You did good.

30 Thom 12:02 PM on 03/28/06

who was the dark shadowy figure????

final mystery!!!!

31 Tim 1:26 PM on 03/28/06

the no guns thing was something stella quoted from some bad movie anyway, wasnt it?

32 adam Forkner 10:16 PM on 04/01/06

Yeah, that scenario has been played out many times.

33 tim 8:37 AM on 04/03/06

what happened to the final showdown duel? hasn't it been a week? did backwards mean it doesn't count? that was the best part! it's gotta be true!

34 cecca 8:18 PM on 04/03/06

Yeah, what gives about the anticlimax? Am I dumb?

35 David 9:50 PM on 04/03/06

What the hell is going on here?

36 This is so Punk 11:54 AM on 04/08/06

worst ultimate blogger ever.

37 docbeezy 10:22 AM on 06/02/06