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SURPRISE! THE FIRST DIABOLICAL TWIST

From February 20, 2006 | Permalink

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We promised new twists and surprises, and we're giving you the first one before the game even starts!

Worried your application isn't quite up to par? Thinking chances are we'll miss your wit and brilliance? Well, now is your chance to cast yourself or someone you know to be a contestant on Ultimate Blogger:

BID ON THE FREE PASS RIGHT NOW

UrbanHonking.com hosts the blog of AC Dickson, eBay Powerseller, and he is running this auction on our behalf. It's really simple: the highest bid enters the competition as the 13th contestent. The auction ends on Saturday February 25th, 2006 at 12:00 PM PST. Good luck!

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Comments:

whoa!!!! AC DICKSON POWERSELLER!

cooooooooooooooooool!

1 james 1:20 PM on 02/20/06

SOON YOU WILL ALL KNOW THE PAIN OF WRITHING IN ANGUISH AWAITING YOUR FATE!!!! APPLY AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!!!!!!!

2 ritchey 2:23 PM on 02/20/06

Man, so much "all caps"... I like to see the visual representation of excitement!

3 Mikey 2:27 PM on 02/20/06

Click here for eBay Powerseller tips.

4 Andrew V Verne 2:30 PM on 02/20/06

Oh man! I want to buy that zine and DVD! I am sort of in love with AC Dickson.

5 Jona 2:33 PM on 02/20/06

That zine is a great read. I want the DVD though.

6 J_John 3:21 PM on 02/20/06

Ooh!! The first twist is so nice and twisty! Selling a spot in the competition? That is so Ultimate.

7 fiona 4:42 PM on 02/20/06

Do the proceeds of the auction go to help pay for the prize package, or are you going to donate it to a worthy cause (or blow it on cigars)?

8 J_John 12:42 AM on 02/21/06
9 james 2:15 AM on 02/21/06

Right now I am the Ultimate Bidder.

10 Joel Conrad Bechtolt 2:59 PM on 02/21/06

Whoops! Scratch that last comment! Guess I'll have to be the Utimate Sniper!

11 Joel Conrad Bechtolt 4:58 PM on 02/21/06

heh - someone's got cash...

12 cherz 9:51 PM on 02/21/06

Only an idiot would pay money to be in a contest, and only a sellout would try to make money off their own contest.

13 paul 9:58 PM on 02/21/06

Fuck you, Paul! I'm the high bidder again. Plus, your website's graphics have more artifacts than the Museum of Natural History! Learn to debabelize before you start babbling! Who's the idiot now, bitch!

PS: UrHo=sellouts? Psshaw, Psshaw, Psshaw.

14 Joel Conrad Bechtolt 10:14 PM on 02/21/06

Hey Joel, careful buddy, that sort of language/attitude is a path to get getting banned...

Paul, eBay is a pillar of internet life and we're incorporating it into this contest. I'm open to critique, but c'mon, you're just pointing your finger and calling names.

Which is especially confusing since you applied last year: http://www.dailyramblings.com/blog/archives/235

15 Mikey 8:15 AM on 02/22/06

Nice.

16 lucie 4:42 AM on 02/23/06

Somehow I doubt, with a $1000 prize package, that Ultimate Blogger, LLC is getting so much profit from the eBay thing.

Paul is jealous. And now Joel is losing the auction.


It's a strange world.

17 Andrew Verne 3:45 PM on 02/24/06

crazy! i wonder who this high bidder is now! also, there is no way to make money from this contest, without becoming the ultimate blogger. im sure that if the ebay auction generates more than was already invested in this huge endevour, it will someone invest itself back in the contest. no one is trying to make a buck here.

also, you have to consider more than just the money spent on prize package, but the props, UB HQ rent, and seriously heavy people-hours spent on the project.

18 james 6:08 PM on 02/24/06

Good luck to all involved and may the best person win!

19 Joel Conrad Bechtolt 2:01 AM on 02/25/06

James, I like how you mention the people-hours. But seriously, it's not like these guys have anything better to do. j/k

20 Sonny 7:05 AM on 02/25/06

Hey Sonny, glad to see you got out of Afghanistan alive. Did you have to kill anyone?

21 Joel Conrad Bechtolt 10:19 AM on 02/25/06

Hi Sonny !!

22 james 7:16 PM on 02/25/06

kinda feels like people are starting to roll in for a reunion of sorts! how exciting!

23 james 7:17 PM on 02/25/06

Totally. Word up, James, you Ultimate Blogger, you! Welcome to Portland, I'm sure you guys are going to make this season super top special! I can't wait for the new videos!

24 Joel Conrad Bechtolt 10:07 PM on 02/25/06

So, which blogger is "mannekinhead"???
Do we get to find out, or is it a $203.59 secret?
Mannekinhead should fess up. Wear the ebay badge with pride. :)

25 Azure 12:24 AM on 02/27/06

that would be totally up to 'mannekinhead'.... no words or hints coming from this end.

26 james 1:29 AM on 02/27/06

what if joel won the ebay auction and he or someone he bestowed it upon is this mysterious 'sg pierce'? (or someone else, i guess) the auction ended with time for joel to match and surpass the mere $3 'mannekinhead' increased the bid by.


wouldn't we have seen more action near the end? is it possible that mannekinhead, who only has 1 other ebay transaction, is someone at uhhq and made a deal with the winner (possibly joel)? this way they can ensure that the identity of the ebay winner is concealed. just a thought.

27 kevin 9:12 AM on 02/27/06

ohhh. i see.

28 kevin 9:20 AM on 02/27/06

Thanks for asking who I am. I am trying to promote my website in an understated way and you have provided me with the perfect forum. I could not possibly be mannikinhead, but I am definitely THE ULTIMATE BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!

29 SG Pierce 9:35 AM on 02/27/06