To give it a lustrous coat use Luster Wash on your cat today
Posted on: May 17, 2005 5:53 PM
Welcome to Amazing Products. I'm your host Lois and today we are looking at a miracle new product designed to clean, and beautify your cat's fur. Luster Wash also removed allergens that can make your family sick by reducing the air quality in your home.
Luster Wash is designed to clean the fur of light colored cats by gently removing even the toughest dirt from their coats and restoring the beauty of their pale fur. Unlike those inexpensive animal shampoos you find at the discount pet stores, Luster Wash is specially formulated just for cats, dogs will have to find their own beauty products. Luster Wash cleans and fluffs the fur without stripping away the natural oils that protects it from the environment and which help to control dander. This is a concentrated, lathering wash enriched with coconut extract, lanolin, citrus, and aloe. It also removes dandruff, dirt, and scales. Even though Luster Wash cleans the dirtiest fur by no less then 90%, it leaves the coat soft and shining, and their skin has a healthy glow. But don't take my word for it, let's do a test and you can compare the results between a pet store shampoo brand and Luster Wash.
Meet Snowdrop. Snowdrop is an white American Shorthair cat who has been coated with a mixture of soy sauce, grape juice, garden soil, and ketchup* to achieve a uniform black coloring in her fur. First we rubbed the mixture into her fur and then dried it with a hair drier. You know how much harder it can be to remove baked-on stains. Then we repeated the process just to make sure she was really really dirty. Here she is resting in her favorite location while we wait to make sure her coat is dry and really dirty. Enjoy your break Snowdrop!
Then we washed Snowdrop in a pet store shampoo, following label directions. And followed up with a towel rub and natural air drying. You can see that some of the dirt was removed but not enough to return her fur to its white loveliness. 
Hints of the soy sauce remain making her fur look as though she has darker strips along her sides. The ketchup has also discolored patches into a shade of buff.
Most striking is the static in her fur our pet store shampoo was unable to control. Look at the way her fur stands out around her face giving her that less-than-desirable John Quincy Adams mutton-chop sideburns appearance. All the hair standing away from her body makes her look like a much larger cat. What women would want to appear to have added 10 pounds to her lean frame by just washing her hair? Do you think cats enjoy it any more then we do? This will just never do.
Next we repeated the washing process, again following label instructions. This time we were able to clean her fur to a more consistent color but not to the point that her white fur was again glowing. The second round of washing, towel rubbing, and air drying did seem to diminish the static that is shown in our previous picture. Now Snowdrop appears to be a sleeker though very gray cat. She is seen here sharpening her claws so she will be looking her best when this test is completed.
So what are we to do to get Snowdrop back to her beautiful white fur? Enter Luster Wash. The chemists behind Luster Wash are cat owners themselves. They know the kind of dirt a cat can get embedded in their fur, and they know the best ways to clean it right out.
Finally we washed Snowdrop in Luster Wash, per package instructions we lather once and rinse thoroughly. The product is concentrated to save you money, you use less in each wash then with the pet store brand and since only one lathering is required you save twice. After a towel rub and air drying you can clearly see that over 90% of the dirt and discoloration has been removed from Snowdrop's fur. 
She is almost back to that beautiful white glow she had before our test took place. We wanted to show you this picture because the makers of Luster Wash have worked to balance the products cleaning abilities and the health of your cat. No bleaching agent are used in the product to protect your cats delicate skin. Of course without bleaching some of the discoloration, particularly around fragile ears and eyes and the difficult to clean tail and paws, remains. But even with those slight buff stains from the ketchup, our Snowdrop is a beautiful girl. And since those stains will fade without additional help we can expect Snowdrop to be herself again in only a few short weeks of her regular cleaning routine.
Goodnight Snowdrop you deserve a clean rest after your tough dirty day.
We hope you found our demonstration of the power of Luster Wash to clean even the dirtiest cat enough for you to try a bottle on your little feline friend. Remember Luster Wash can be found at any grooming salon or from our website http://lusterwash.com . Remember to keep your light colored friend's fur clean use Luster Wash.
* Do not attempt at home. Trained stunt cat used in closed house.
CAST (in order of appearance):
Nix as the "dirty cat."
China as John Quincy Adams-cat
Persephone as the sharp clawed car
Hemera as Snowdrop the "clean cat"
Lois as her weirdly human self
Lois, I love this! As a fellow fake-product reviewer, I applaud the serious tone and deadpan delivery of this entry. And knowing Steve's fondness toward everything feline, I think you have a major shot at immunity here. Bravo!
Posted by: willow at May 17, 2005 9:51 PM
Nice. Good use of your cats, who doesn't enjoy looking at pictures of pissed-off cats? And personally, I always feel that if the choice is between using a John Quincy Adams reference and not using a John Quincy Adams reference, always trust in John Quincy. Seriously, this is a clever entry.
Posted by: Craig at May 17, 2005 6:34 PM