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As The Kind Snail Goes Earnestly About Its Day, So Are We Each One Step Closer To Death by ritchey

Posted on: May 19, 2005 11:45 PM

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OH MAN OH MAN!! DEEPER.

THIS JUST REEKS OF ANDREW PETERSON

AND I LOVE IT

LIKE I LOVE YOU TWO

POSSIBLY THE BEST ART, MUSIC/VIDEO/STILL OR OTHERWISE, THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN EITHER OF YOU DO

IN OTHER NEWS OMG, RITCHEY THERE IS LIKE A BUNCH OF LEWIS AND CLARK STUDENT BANDS PLAYING AT DUNES RIGHT NOW

I MUST SAY


OUR GENERATION WAS BETTER

MUCH BETTER

THIS BEST VIDEO SINCE JASON PATRICK ANDERSON'S ADVENTURES OF BLIND DUDE AND/OR UNI-BOMBER AND/OR CRAZY HAT LARRY OR THE ANDREW JACKSON ONE

OR THE LONGSTRETH-IAN AESTHETIC PROTOTYPE "EATING AT TACOBELL WHILE THE ENTIRE PEARL JAM ALBUM PLAYS VIDEO"

BEST SINCE THEN.....BEST SINCE THEN........

PERHAPS FAR BETTER. I CANT REALLY REMEMBER.

GOD IM BORED


ALL CAPS RULES



OK BYE

HAVE FUN CAMPING


LOVE

ADAM

Posted by: Adam Forkner at May 20, 2005 1:00 AM

it was very nice ritchey
(all lowercase rules)

Posted by: james at May 20, 2005 1:16 AM

This is maybe the total best thing I have ever seen here. It is of the same varieties as that which bounces between my own potent brains.
You have my deepest respects for this.
Thank you,

Comrade Lyubov

Posted by: Lyova Lyubov at May 20, 2005 1:32 AM

Best post yet on Ultimate Blogger

Posted by: Blair at May 20, 2005 4:04 AM

what is name of transition circa second 55 please? the hole, it opens up in steve's chest, and we zoom into? tres Terminator II in unpleasantest, gunshot type way. I am thinks that consistently use of it will provoke more success of dating service videos I am make of self. But the ladies, must be not impressed by my technical wizardries. Please to help.

Posted by: ro6 at May 20, 2005 7:06 AM

Question - who's the one-eyed cat?

Posted by: Craig at May 20, 2005 7:34 AM

what? no STAR WIPE?!? Homer mad.

Posted by: Billy at May 20, 2005 7:49 AM

ritchie, you are my queen

Posted by: jaime Knight at May 20, 2005 7:54 AM

I am really glad all you nice people like the video! The one eyed cat is named Whiskers, or Mrs. Whiskers Bechtolt, or sometimes Ol' Mean Eye, and she is married to Jona. She lost her eye in the Wicked Raccoon Attack of '87. Thank you for making the nice comments and for saying that I am your queen. For me, how I love to be a queen!

Posted by: ritchey at May 20, 2005 8:49 AM

THAT ONE EYED CAT IS WHISKERS, QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD. WINKY, CUDDLY CREEPER EXTRODINAIRE. SHE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT.

I have got to make an appt. with Dr. Whiskas.

Ritchey, I love it, you moan well. I mean that.

URBANHONKING BLOG B Q GEEK PHOTO ARCHIVE!!!!!!!!!!

LV
KS
Honker until DEATH

Posted by: ksouth at May 20, 2005 8:52 AM

The reason I ask is because we have aone-eyed cat as well.

Posted by: Craig at May 20, 2005 8:56 AM

Hmmm...wrong link. It's photo #7 in that album if you can see the pictures, the big fat grey cat.

Posted by: Craig at May 20, 2005 8:58 AM

I looked at your cat.


I WAS IMPRESSED.


Thank you.

Posted by: John Johnderson at May 20, 2005 9:32 AM

Maybe the Steve in your video should be saying "DOUBLE IMMUNITY!"

Posted by: DCS at May 20, 2005 9:48 AM

I'm glad you enjoyed my pictures, Joel. It warms my heart.

Cheers,
Carl Carlerson

Posted by: Craig at May 20, 2005 9:53 AM

Dude. I am not Joel. I am Andrew (aka "John Johnderson," "Sam Sanderson," et al).

I hope everyone enjoyed the pictures of Jeff Hickman's birthday party, and especially the picture of that damn one-eyed cat.

Why are one-eyed cats so funny? Because they maintain dignity, that's why.

Thanks again,
Andrew

Posted by: John Johnderson at May 20, 2005 11:27 AM

I love this post, Ritchey. Damn you!

Posted by: willow at May 20, 2005 11:45 AM

thanks again to all you nice people! I'd also like to thank Andrew "John Johnderson" for his contributions to the video, including his efforts regarding the processes of "concepting," "production," "editing," and "boom mic operating." KUDOS.

Posted by: ritchey at May 20, 2005 12:17 PM

Alright Andrew. I'm sorry I mixed you up with Joel. My humblest apologies.

We took Gatsby's eye out because he was misbehaving one day. Now he's always on his best behavior. Teach him to crap on the rug.

Posted by: Craig at May 20, 2005 12:21 PM

RITCHEY!
I LOVE THIS!

The sounds of you and andrew eating! The snail! Everything else!

RAD AND AWESOME!

You are becoming ultimate.

Posted by: Azure at May 20, 2005 1:12 PM

Goddamn. I say "goddamn". Right on Richardo.

Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 20, 2005 1:43 PM

i can see our roman polanski feud has come to a head with you refusing to write me back today. or maybe you're camping already?

either way, awesome video again. from what i can see, as i cannot hear anything.

Posted by: lyle at May 20, 2005 5:16 PM

ritchey I am totally drunk right now (and it's only 8:36) but this entry is totally legit

GOOD JOB

Posted by: karina at May 20, 2005 8:29 PM

and at least I can spell your last name

Posted by: KARINA at May 20, 2005 8:30 PM

RIGHT ON! All the way ON.

Posted by: alison at May 20, 2005 9:14 PM

OMG RITCHEY YOU WIN

CEREAL
SNAIL
PORN MUSIC
NEPHEW
SHARK

YOU WIN
YOU WIN
THE END

ps we actually got to santa cruz today! the day you were camping! god hell!

Posted by: chancel at May 22, 2005 1:50 AM