American youth answers to Medya
Posted on: May 13, 2005 7:23 PM
Justin is the thin one .
I have done many interviews with people in dangerous areas of the worldlike Syria, Iraq, Iran... They are more informative than interesting.
At the same time with this challenge, I found a dutch boy who loves
Kurdistan more than Kurds . I interviewed him here, but I
decided to make another interview that be more interesting than
informative with my American friend Justin for this challange.
M: Justin , are you shy ?
J: I used to be, but not anymore
M: Do you usually swear at you teachers in your mind when you speak with them?
J: Sometimes. Not that often, but sometimes.
M: For example?
J: Um.... I don't know... "fuck this shit" I'm not doing this shit."
"Mr. Crane sucks penis"
M: Have you pulled a girls hair in a fight?
J: My sister's... that's it.
M: You never physically fighted with a girl besides your sister?
J: Nope
M: If you had to choose between Medya's Life and your laptop....which
one would you pick up? Mind that if you choose my life you can't have
a laptop again.
J: My laptop
M: Really?
J: Yeah.... truthfully, why would I want your life?
M: Have you ever farted in the public?
J: Ha ha! Yeah I used to fart in class when I was in middle school.
M: Who is the most foolish person of the world by your idea?
J: J: Well first my father, then that bitch who raped those Iraqis in
Abu Ghraib.
M: Have you condemned your parents for having you?
J: I've felt that way when I was depressed, but when I'm not depressed I
don't feel that way at all.
M: Have you ever wished you were someone else? who?
J: Yes. Someone rich like Bill Gates or Donald Trump.
M: Have you ever wished to die in a particular way? You know, some
like to die like a slow motion movie while they blow themselves up
among infidels, shouting "Allaho Akbar!" ha ha Some people like to die
alone in an old metal bedroom in rain and thunder (Indian movie style)
How do you want to die?
J: That's not something I like to think about. When I die I'd like to
have all of my family members around me, and I want to be comfortable.
I definitely do not want to be alone because death is a very scary
part of life.
M: Ok let change the subject to something else. You know it is three
AM in Iran and I am alone in my dark room…Justin , if you have to
choose between Turkey, Armenia, Iran, South Africa to live which one
would you choose?
J: Preferably neither, but South Africa
M: Have you ever heard that speaking Kurdish in Turkey has been
forbidden for 25 million Kurds, and the word "Kurdistan" is forbidden
there? And have you heard thousands of the Kurds have had their
tongues been cut out for speaking Kurdish?
J: "Yes" to the first question. "No" to the second
M: Why do you think your country calls Turkey the "model of
democracy" while they are the most racist government of the middle
east ?
J: My government sucks.
M: Can you tell me , what you have learnt about Kurds? For example,
where is Kurdistan? What's the difference between Kurd and Arab?
J: Kurds are a race of people who live in the middle east who have
been persecuted by virtually every country. Kurdistan is a theoretical
country that
exists in the middle east that is made up of pieces of several
different countries. Kurds and Arabs are two separate races.
M: Ok Thank you Justin for this interview. I really enjoyed this interview
J: You're welcome. Me too
Thank goodness he's only pulled his sister's hair. Good interview, I felt like I was there.
Posted by: mrsmogul at May 14, 2005 6:45 AM
yeah, really good. You're incredible, bro!
And to say I had trusted UHUBUGGG in the first place. They're (or he or she or... it) wrong, it's deep what you can do just talking to people.
Posted by: boggart at May 14, 2005 11:12 AM
this is the best entry that has yet been posted in this entire contest.
Posted by: ritchey at May 13, 2005 10:46 PM