Ritchey Wins Fifth Immunity!
Posted on: May 18, 2005 1:31 AM
Well, she did it folks; Ritchey won the Not Depressing At All Immunity Orthodontic Headgear and Braces. Many commenters have been claiming that she was robbed in the previous challenges, and while her entries have been very strong, she has never walked away with that sweetest of prizes. Tonight was her night as she turned in a brilliant and concise review of the Gillette Venus Vibrance shaver for ladies which was supplemented by a hilarious video. Congratulations Ritchey, you wear the equipment well!
Everyone got so creative. Lois filthied up her cat. Willow revealed her super secret. Mimi sold herself, and Lyova played God with foxy minis. This was the best set of entries yet.
The call for votes has been made with everyone vulnerable except Ritchey. The last two votes have been unanimous but the staff here at The Ultimate Blogger have a collective feeling that that won't be happening this time. The elimination and new challenge will be revealed in the morning on Thursday, May 19th 2005.
Did people get the joke about how it's a vibrator?
Hmmmmmm??? Hmmmm????
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
Posted by: Andrey Tarkovsky at May 18, 2005 8:20 AM
That picture is seriously freaking me out. You guys definitely seem to have been going for the "Joan Cusack in 16 Candles" look.
Posted by: Craig at May 18, 2005 2:07 PM
You don't look that ba....no, I can't lie. You look hideous with the giant lip, like you're going to drool so much that it's going to find a way to seep through my computer screen and onto my keyboard. But your entry photos and video clearly show you to be a sexy sexy lady, no foolin'.
Posted by: Craig at May 18, 2005 3:14 PM
I'm glad that's straightened out......LIKE MY TEETH! Get it? Guys?
Posted by: ritchey at May 18, 2005 3:36 PM
I couldn't understand you. It sounded something like "Uh gah tah srayton ow....ike ma tee! Geh ih? Guh?"
You need to get that big dorky thing out of your face and then maybe you'll make some sense.
Posted by: Craig at May 18, 2005 7:33 PM
congratulations ritchey!!! i finally got the video to work! its hilarious!!
Posted by: james at May 18, 2005 11:27 PM
VICTORY!!!!!!!! Jona, that headgear brings back unpleasant memories. THANKS FOR THAT!
Posted by: ritchey at May 18, 2005 7:08 AM