Mimi Wins Third Immunity Challenge
Posted on: May 11, 2005 1:10 AM
Our job is hard!!!! We spent something like 4 hours trying to pick a winner tonight. It almost killed us. After many votes and debates we are pleased to award the Psychedelic USB Cyber-Parrot of Immunity to Mimi for her evocative post of New York mornings. So the contestants must now vote for the player to be eliminated, and they may not vote for Mimi. The votes will be tallied and announced on Thursday morning, along with the next challenge.
Thanks so much to the help of our guest judges, Chas, e*rock, Daniel, and Shayla. This would have been impossible for us to determine without them.
READ ALL of the Challenge #3 entries.
....and perhaps its time to vote joel off so he can go get some help for his troubles (alcoholism, manic depression and verbal diarrhea- thats probably spellt wrong, don't bother correcting me as i don't plan to use the word again)
x
Posted by: unemployed at May 11, 2005 2:36 AM
Where you going meija?
Yeah, you got your money
In your hand
And you mind
Already out of the door
Didn't get her started
There ain't no stopping her
You gotta
Wait till she runs
Out of money
Or maybe get to sleep
She knows everybody
Go!
Baby took the car
Out for a drive
Didn't come back
For nearly two days
Where's she been?
Why'd she go?
Why's she back now?
We all know!
We know why!
We know why!
She's back again
We know
Where's she goin'
Someplace better than here...
Everybody count your money!
Everybody count your money!
Everybody, yeah you better count your money!
Where you going meija?
Took the car
Out for a drive
Didn't come back
For nearly two days
Where's she been?
Why'd she go?
Why's she back now?
We all know!
We know why!
We know why!
Baby's back again
We know
Where's she goin'
Someplace better than here...
Everybody count your money!
Everybody count your money!
Everybody, yeah you better count your money!
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 3:03 AM
Yo, Unemployed,
The least of your worries is my "alcoholism, manic depression and verbal diarrhea". I worry more about my own actual diarrhea more than anything you or I say. Get a grip. On these nuts.
Like James (Brown) says:
The way I like it, That's the way it is. I got mine. Don't worry 'bout his.
Toodles,
Joel
PS: Congrats, Mimi. Love you, baby.
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 3:20 AM
My left shoe's on my right foot,
My right shoe's on my left.
Oh! listen to me Mimi,
Of reason I'm bereft!
The buttons of my trousers
Are button'd to my vest;
Oh! listen to me Mimi,
Mere passion's in my breast!
Mimi, you funny little good for nothing Mimi,
Am I the guy?
Mimi, you sunny little honey of a Mimi,
I'm aiming high!
Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy,
You could free me, if you'd see me.
Mimi, you know I'd like to have
A little son of a Mimi bye and bye.
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 3:24 AM
i think its quite funny u guys missed out the title of mimi's image-
'New York MOURNING" surely?
youre welcome james. getting on with my sis? thanks for helping her x
Posted by: unemployed at May 11, 2005 3:59 AM
joel, you are starting to remind me of the larry david character from the television show curb your enthusiasm. you keep digging your self into deeper and deeper holes.
Posted by: daniel at May 11, 2005 4:04 AM
I liked Mimi's title. I like Larry David, too. I also like digging deeper into deep holes. How 'bout you?
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 6:10 AM
As soon as I'm voted off. this contest gets real nice, and real bloggy boring. All the international attention stops. No more talk, outside of geekdom, no New York Times. Nothing, Mark my words. Either way, urbanhonking rules, statesrights rules, but c'mon. There is, as we've seen, a lot of great blogs out there. Lot's of smart folks out there. So what is different about this, besides your uncomfortable decisions? It will all fade away, without people like me. Way to keep it comfortable. Watch and learn, youngsters.
Love,
Joel
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 6:20 AM
Does the public ever get to see the contestants talking about alliances and crap?
Because on Survivor we know who the alliances are.
Posted by: DCS at May 11, 2005 7:44 AM
nope nope... thats part of the fun of being a contestant. anyhow, send me an IM david, i'll tell you all about it.
Posted by: james at May 11, 2005 8:12 AM
Voting Joel off would be bad. (Why do we always need a villian?) Think about how it will be if he is voted off. He keeps the conversation lively, he always says he loves everyone, he is deep and dark and talented and funnier than hell.
What's wrong with you people? Joel is the reason everyone I know is checking out this thing. Well, Joel, Lvoya and those Challenge clips.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 11, 2005 8:28 AM
Thanks, dude, say your name, and that name will be one i say when I mention my friends. Till then, remain, Anonymous.
Love,
Joel
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 8:40 AM
"He keeps the conversation lively"
He keeps the conversation incessant.
Posted by: DCS at May 11, 2005 8:54 AM
Main Entry: in·ces·sant
Pronunciation: (")in-'se-s&nt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English incessaunt, from Late Latin incessant-, incessans, from Latin in- + cessant-, cessans, present participle of cessare to delay -- more at CEASE
: continuing or following without interruption : UNCEASING
synonym see CONTINUAL
- in·ces·sant·ly adverb
"continuing or following without interruption"
Yup, that's me.
Love ya,
Joel
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 9:18 AM
i don't understand this argument.
joel can still post weirdo comments in the comment section after he's voted off...it's not like he's really banned from the internet.
Posted by: matthew hoppock at May 11, 2005 9:30 AM
Voting hasn't started yet, young Matthew. Pay attention. That way, I can get paid. I am attention.
Posted by: Joel Conrad Bechtolt at May 11, 2005 11:04 AM
Joel,
not sure if you are joking, but voting has started. We sent you an email last night (as we do after every judging) calling for votes.
Some votes are in already.
Read your emails, buddy.
Posted by: Steve Schroeder at May 11, 2005 11:10 AM
picking favorites was really hard. the wit of mimi's title combined with the pictures was a definite factor for me. But also I loved sonny's, and james' and ritchey's, and....
It is a mega hard job to pick winners for immunity. I am glad I don't have to every week.
Posted by: hason at May 11, 2005 11:32 AM
no, you're right joel. you're not voted off, and I'd like to keep reading your contributions, so i hope that you're not voted off.
all i was saying was that for the people claiming that you leaving will hurt UB because your comments are so lively and such...it's a silly argument because you can still make bonehead comments even if you weren't a contestant any longer.
much love,
Matthew Hoppock
Posted by: hoppock at May 11, 2005 1:39 PM
Mimi, don't look right now but you have a parrot looking into your ear !
Posted by: boggart at May 11, 2005 1:41 PM
Thursday morning, a new challenge will be issued. Also, we will learn who has been voted off.
Posted by: Mikey at May 11, 2005 3:01 PM
Monday morning and Thursday morning.
Like clockwork.
Posted by: Steve Schroeder at May 11, 2005 3:31 PM
Thanks for the immunity guys... Work is taking off so I won't be around very much the next few days. Don't make the next one too difficult will you?!
Posted by: mimi at May 11, 2005 10:48 PM
mimi, james and ritchey all had great images
Posted by: unemployed at May 11, 2005 2:33 AM