FAQ:
What if I don't like rum or nog?
Then don't order that. Or order it and give it to someone else.
What I can't make it?
Then we'll see you next time.
Can I order multiple drinks?
Yes. $1 for every drink until we run out of money ($50 total).
Why do you do this?
We honestly don't know. It has a terrible ROI.
Who is invited?
You and your friends. But no one else.
What about ________?
That's outside the scope of this event.

Alex and I are hosting GHH at Hale Pele and you should come. Get there early to enjoy nog, cause they will run out...

My friend told me that a couple of years ago she drank so much nog that she ended up getting really sick and dehydrated, because it's all she was drinking (no water).

I know, but we courted in summertime when there is no nog
a cautionary tale

Courtship is supposed to weed out the nog hogs....

guys this is a true thing: whenever I buy nog it is gone ALMOST immediately, because my husband literally just drinks it all in one sitting. It is so fucking weird and disgusting. He'll just pour huge pint glasses full of it until it's gone. Then he's like "I wish we had more nog." I literally can't buy enough nog to keep him in nog. And needless to say I rarely get any nog of my own. Unless you are willing to open it the minute you get out of the store and literally chug it as though it is water, you will not get nog in this house.
I think he is gross and I do not find this story cute

"We've been taunting and teasing you about our year aged egg nog. Well, the bad news is you still have to wait a week. The good news is, starting Nov. 24th this rich, boozy concoction of rum, bourbon, and cognac will be available for your imbibing. There's only 10 gallons available this year, so it should hopefully last through the week!"
HALE PELE

BEEN HITTIN THE NOG HARD LATELY
GOT THE NOG SHAKES
ROTATING BETWEEN THE ALWAYS DELICIOUS CALIFIA ALMOND NOG & WEIRD NEW SEASONS PUMPKIN NOG -- I'VE SEEN SILK NOG IN WHOLE FOODZ.
NO STRAUSS YET. KINDA WANNA MAKE SOME HOMEMADE NOG BUT WHO WILL DRINK IT WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My new state has approximately 100 officially-recognized holidays, and today is one of them.
Veteran's day!!!!!!
I'm at home, prepping for class and drinking nog-coffee, when normally I would be sweating my balls off in my office having 8,000 meetings
FUCK WAR

I went to Costco and saw a mountain of nog.

guys I just want to say
i'm going to a high-intensity conference this weekend
and I will often be comforting myself by going to my "happy place" while there
which is me in a quiet comfortable room by a roaring fire, sippin' on a nog
think of me

I really don't think fake nog is coming to my co-op
I don't know what I will do

Bought pumpkin nog at New Seasons for coffee times.

Y'all, I went to Washington Square Mall because I had to return something I bought online to a physical store there. I figured I would buy this book while I was there, but there are NO BOOKSTORES IN THAT MALL. How weird is that?
I did get an egg nog latte tho.
I ordered the book from Amazon and should have it Wednesday. I might read a bit from this PDF I downloaded before then.

When that almond nog coming?!

STILL NO SOY NOG

I WILL DRINK A BUCKET OF NOG

I like a hard cider in a bottle if it is very very dry
I don't really love hot normal cider, I don't know why.
Well I do know why, it's because I don't like sweet things.
Which is why I honestly actually if I'm being honest and telling the god's simple truth, I don't really like nog that much
I will sip half a glass once a year and call that good

I don't want to crash this beautiful nog thread, I'm just more into cider.
~BLASPHEME~
*with a splash of brandy or applejack

And @the_owls
YES, CIDER!
(Really, I drink like one small glass of nog, but I can do gallons of cider. I hope somebody around here has a cider press soon.)