@Major_Briggs: I think most places wait until it is officially November before ordering in fake nog. I always see the real stuff out there way ahead of Thanksgiving, and I make jokes, but in our case we are so close to the border that I think our small town grocery store actually tries to get stuff in for that October version of Thanksgiving they have in my homeland.
You are close to Québec, but they don't really do Thanksgiving that much there (too anglo). I didn't have a proper Thanksgiving holiday until I was like eighteen years old.
Sorry I keep talking about North American geography and customs. I am annoying.

We drank armagnac at sidewalk cafes all over Paris and it is truly a drink for gentlemen
bad news guys, the co-op has regular nog now, but NO FAKE NOG
if it's not at the hippie co-op where would it be??? I have a terrible sinking feeling

Armagnac is maybe my favorite thing about fall. Putting it in nog. Putting it in hot cider. Sipping it by the fire.

MIKE and I had nog with Armagnac

Oh shit, I just remembered that I took a photo of nog in Fred Meyer's the other day and forgot to upload it. Hold please.

HAD SOME COCO NUT NOG
IT WAS NOT VERY GOOD!
ALSO HAD A "NEW SEASONS BRAND" "PUMPKIN NOG" WHICH I FELT WEIRD ABOUT BUT ACTUALLY IT'S DELICIOUS SO U SHOULD GO BUY SOME

CANADA PROBABLY HAS NOG FOR YOU.
AS A CANADIAN I HAVE ALREADY HAD ALL OF THANKSGIVING.
YOU NEED A COLD PLACE TO JUSTIFY NOG.
CANADA IS PRETTY COLD.

I WAS JUST IN FLORIDA AND THERE WAS NO NOG

JOEY HAD NOG! JOEY WINS!

oh my god there is no nog at the co-op yet
what if there never will be?? What if nog isn't "a thing" out here????

@Joey -- Can't wait to drink that nog!

I HAD IT!
I HAD NOG!
IT'S IN MY FRIDGE NOW!
(don't know how to post pictures)
DARN!
(and it is good nog, not shitty nog)

Can we put a bounty on nog? First person to show proof of nog consumption wins $5 from everyone on NogWatch? #nogwatch #nogbounty #noghunt

Anacortes nog forecast (from Twin Brook Creamery):
"We will have eggnog going in to stores as early as Tuesday, October 7. Each store will decide when they want to start handling it, we just inform them when they can start receiving it. Hopefully one of the stores that you shop at will be requesting/ordering early to help you out with your craving!"
Canadian Thanksgiving is Monday October 13th.
Shit and fuck.

#nograge

#MIKESHARDDOGNOG

#DOGNOG

QUESTION HOW MANY EGGS DOES NOG HAVE IN IT ANSWER ALL OF THE EGGS IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FRIDGE DIPSHIT DUH

NOG FACT:
NOG HAS CLOVES

THE NOG TRUCKS ARE ON THEIR WAY, MAKING TRACKS OVER THEE SNOWY MOTHERFUCKING PEAKS OF THE CASCADES.
BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW
NOG COMES FROM THE EAST