THE GOOD THING ABOUT NOG IS THAT IT'S NOT YOUR FATHER,
WHO IS A DISAPPOINTMENT
THE NOG REMEMBERS YOUR BIRTHDAY

IT'S THE TIME OF THE SEASON WHERE WE MAINLINE CORN SYRUP-LADEN NOG INTO YOUR GODFORSAKEN GLUCOSE SPIKED MOTHERFUCKING VEINS AND FORGET ALL YOUR TROUBLES
NOG IS GOD

@ALEX YOU HAVE FAILED ME AS A FRIEND
BUT NOG FORGIVES

WHAT THE SHIT DOGS WHERE'S THE NOG

I TRIED TO FIND SOME FUCKING NOG FOR ASSHOLE JUDAR'S GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT BIRTHDAY AND NEW COCKSUCKING SEASONS DIDN'T HAVE FUCK ALL

I PUT CINNAMON IN EVERYTHING!
(not really, just my morning oatmeal)
THE OTHER DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR NOG AT THE STORE TO PUT IN MY FRIENDS'S FRIDGE WHILE THEY WERE AWAY, BUT NO NOG. I WANTED TO WELCOME THEM WITH FALL!
CANADIAN THANKSGIVING IS SO SOON EVERYONE!

HORSECOCKS, IT'S NOG TIME! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES, MOTHERFUCKERS! GODDAMN CHRIST ON A DOG'S DICK, GOTTA GET DAT NOG

There's almond nog right?

I WAS GIFTED A DESKTOP CINDERELLA PUMPKIN BY A STUDENT NAMED SLOANE AND THAT MEANS
NOG SEASON IS HERE
AND IT IS REAL
NOG NOG NOG NOM NOM NOM

NEW NOG THREAD
MORE PASSIONATE THAN THE OTHER ONE; I AM IN FAVOR
NOG NOG NOG NOG
GET SOME NOG IN MY NOGGIN
I haven't seen any yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need some for my HOT ASS COFFEE

I JUST SAW A GODDAMNED PUMPKIN
WHICH IS WHAT NOG IS MADE OF

GODDAMN it's about time for some NOG.
I can't wait for that syrupy, sugared egg lather to hit my tonsils!
WHO'S SEEN DAT NOG?
HOLY SHIT THE LEAVES ARE CHANGING WHICH MEANS THE NOG TRUCKS ARE ON THEIR WAY.
CHEAP NOG FANCY NOG ORGANIC NOG CRUNK NOG IDGAF IT'S NOG SEASON FUCKHEADS!!!!
Ok seriously though if you see some nog somewhere make that shit official. Lives are at stake.

woke up yesterday morning and stepped outside to full on autumn scape. All the leaves dropped off the tree in our yard, boom! Now it is deeply darkly gray and rainy. Delightful noggin' weather!!!!

Leaves on the ground. Dog with muddy paws. Switching to hot coffee.
Feels like nog be rollin' in soon...

sucks to be you Alron
hot city
sweat city
no seasons city
NO NOG FOR ALIN

It's so weird how one day it just suddenly FEELS like Autumn. Yesterday was the day for me and today confirms it.

The MSM won't say it, but this was obviously an act of resistance by the NLF. A "new recipe for eggnog" from a company called 'Pharmachem'?
Franken-Nog? Hell NO!

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/vat-eggnog-flavoring-explodes-lab-2-hurt
Why are they working on Nog in the summer!?!?!!?

Werner Herz-nog is my favorite. :)