noghunting in europe

Nog can't exist when the outside temperature is above 80.

You crazy, there ain't no nog yet...

It's that nog-creep, it comes earlier every year.

yall watching for nog yet

Here's what I need:
a small sofa
that is not shitty or dumb looking
that is eco friendly in the sense that it doesn't have those crazy carcinogen flame retardants and such
that is significantly nicer than the Ikea fold-out love seat
BUT that is also not ludicrously expensive
That is NOT a futon
BUT THAT PULLS OUT INTO A SLEEPER
can anyone help?
smallish size
nice and cool
not too fancy
sleeper sofa
that I can get in the middle of nowhere out here or that will ship to me?? Guess I could drive to Boston
thanks bros

Oh yeah I meant to say that the boozy hot nog at Broder was AMAZING this year.

HA HA HA HA, I very strongly remember this scene! God, her descriptions of food are so hallucinatory. Descriptions of food written by someone who has actually known true hunger. They're honestly pornographic. There's that other part in Farmer Boy where she keeps describing the "sleek lumps" of butter and how glossy and sleek and firm they are
EGG NOG on a hot farming day! It's so weird and does not sound refreshing, but maybe it is from a world in which you need so many more calories than you could ever actually get into you, so something about just drinking straight eggs and creams was like your body was crying out for it?? I can't imagine
remember this, one of my favorite things on the internet: http://thehairpin.com/2013/07/farmers-bo

Sounds like a chill sitch. Surely nothing ever went wrong for them, just mellow nog seshes in the field.

We are reading Farmer Boy (Laura Ingalls Wilder) to Calvin. I never read it as a kid. Last night we read the chapter about harvesting the hay, oats, and wheat. They bring in some extra workers and the whole family works their tails off in the hot sun to get all the grain harvested. Imagine my surprise when they stop at mid-day for a super refreshing drink of ... EGG NOG?!?!?!
"In the middle of the morning, Mother blew the dinner horn. Almanzo knew what that meant…Mother met him on the back porch with the milk pail, brimming full of cold egg-nog. The egg-nog was made of milk and cream, with plenty of eggs and sugar. Its foamy top was freckled with spices, and pieces of ice floated in it. The sides of the pail were misty with cold…he set down the pail, he dipped the dipper full, and he drank. The cold egg-nog slid smoothly down his throat, and it made him feel cool inside. …When he reached the hayfield, everyone stopped work. They…passed the dipper from hand to hand until all the egg-nog was gone. Almanzo drank his full share. Lazy John said, wiping the foam from his mustache, ‘Ah! That puts heart into a man!’ …Father always maintained that a man would do more work in his twelve hours, if he had a rest and all the egg-nog he could drink, morning and afternoon.…”

I mean, just thing about Nog Bro. He understands nog now.

That is the greatest nog story ever told.

NOG BAN

I have told him straight up we can't have any more nog this year. He just looks sheepish

"I think we are going nog-free for the rest of this season" I would like to hear Gary's opinion on this!

More victims in the path of the Nog-Capitalist axis...

I got a bottle of 8 year rum at work white elephant yesterday so I'm gonna get some nog at lunch and put the rum in the nog!

last night I wasn't paying attention until it was too late and Gary had drunk literally like 3 water glasses full of regular full-egg/full-cream nog. He was like "I don't feel so good" and when I realized how much nog he'd had I got so mad. I don't understand why he thinks he can drink the equivalent of like a gallon of raw eggs, cream, and sugar in basically one sitting. I don't understand how anyone would even want to do that.
I think we are going nog-free for the rest of this season. "If you can't be trusted to drink nog like an adult then we can't have any more nog."
It's not even christmas yet! Not even close
NOGVERDOSE

OMG I had some amazing secret nog made by Tyler at Fenrir last night. It's got brandy and aquavit and was so thick and eggy and weirdly refreshing. Too bad it's #secretnog #notavailabletothepublic