I have a small table and not enough bowls and IT HAS NOT STOPPED ME.
I would sit on a floor and eat dinner and drink wine and push a stupid snoopy face away from my food. Just FYI.
If there was a UHX lifestyle version of the Meyers-Briggs there would be a part that was I or N (iPhone or Not-iPhone), P or S (Portland or Somewhere-Else), D or W (Dayjob or "Work" from home), M or E (Morning Person or Evening Person).
I'm IPDM.
Wearing a suit on a plane is a great way to talk to strangers. Or I should say, GET TALKED TO BY STRANGERS.
Also, I think I need to get in a knife fight and get a mean-looking scar on my face cause I feel like people ask me for directions more than…
I'm only outgoing to people I know or when I'm forced to be. I think I put myself in those situations a lot, but I hate them. I hate talking to strangers. Strangers are so stupid. I hate not knowing about them and you can't trust trust them for shit…
It's a MEMORIAL! Have some respect for dead!
I'm going to a trophy shop to get the plaque made.
K.M. Merrill Commemorative Library
1977 - 2127
I feel like there should be some Make It Happen like slogan, but Make It Happen is weird for a dead gu…
I think it's important to take a moment and think not "Where do I get those comfy slippers?" but first to ask, "What kind of slippers do I want to want?"
Because of course we all want comfy, shlubby, slippers that will be like a gentle sigh of rel…
INTJ - Masterminds!
A nice term, but I dunno... a lot of the questions I thought, BOTH! DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES!
Other INTJ people: Stephen Hawking, Andrew Grove, Marie Curie, Guy Kawasaki, Igor Sikorsky, Hillary Clinton
Just be glad you can limit yourself to $40.
I've been saving since the first of the year to buy a pair of velvet crown slippers... hopefully will have enough by April...
The idea of not messing with it.
Friday Night Lights.
That one kind of toast.
My sixth grade teacher's favorite football team.
The home of the software retailer that gave Mark Cuban his start in computers, eventually leading to him selling Broad…