I of course have several nemeses: Anthony Lane, David Denby, Gene Weingarten, etc. But they are not people I have ever interacted with personally, unless they have (a) actually been forwarded my many furious letters to various editors or (b) read my…
I don't give a shit about either party, to be honest. The whole thing is such bullshit.
I am trying not to be nihilistic because nihilists are assholes but it is very hard.
I would enjoy seeing an ACTUAL leftist in the oval office. A guy in a ski…
The guy with four Trump signs who lives on my commute to work just added a fifth today. Also he was in the newspaper! He says that he is being harassed due to his political beliefs. He says the police raided his house and went through his fridge, be…
Cruz couldn't win his way out of a paper sack. He is an ultimate turkey. He cracks me up. I think even evangelicals probably feel humiliated to have to vote for him but their Lord commands it so what are you gonna do
Rubio! He's got it all. Handsom…
Can someone explain this new thing where you no longer qualify for free phone upgrades after 2 years?
We went in to finally get new phones, and the AT&T lady said they've phased this out. She kept saying "you always DID pay for your 'free' upgr…
I would never update my iphone os! Lord
I'm running like an iPhone 4g with some os that nobody knows the name of anymore
it runs like shit and crashes constantly but anything is better than doing one of those goddamn upgrades no thanks
Also, I'm so…
ha ha a healthy sprinkling of post-its!
Also I have now been at my job for a year and a half and I still can't find the two rooms where we have faculty meetings. It's so embarrassing. The music building is really labyrinthine and to get to these tw…
you guys is it crazy that I still don't understand EVEN A LITTLE BIT what vaping is or how it works
guess I could google it but life's too short
"banana slurry" is one of the most disgusting phrases I have ever heard, or imagined
YAYY!!! God, I've said it before and I'll say it again but that man truly does the Lord's work. After his Megan Phelps article they'd be crazy not to put him on staff.
Aren't we blessed to know this great man!!!
yeah like how in Saudi Arabia they only allowed women to become doctors so that women would not be sullied by the hands of male doctors. There's like this whole secondary set of surprising occupations Saudi women can fill, based solely on the fact t…