My Ayn pusher was in high school: I was a freshman, she was a senior, we were in Speech & Debate class, she had long red hair and wore a black leather jacket every day, and she was a black belt in karate, and she was like "I think you should rea…
I appreciate put your money where your mouth is, but MY WORD is worth more than gelt.
I still think you are just talking about the stock market though.
If you're talking about gambling... it's just naughty, every good Protestant knows that.
Gambling has always been considered a vice (Las Vegas wouldn't exist if it weren't naughty).
But I think you are actually talking about, like, a defense of c…
I just started reading Walden by Thoreau. Is this still taught in school?
It turns out this guy is a total munch! I want to beat him. He wrote this while drunk, right? Why didn't anyone edit it???
Burn this book!!
The other day I brought 6 macarons into work to give to my ladies. One of them was out sick... I debated over making a new friend with the last one. But I didn't make a new friend. Instead I chose to cement loyalty to an old acquaintance (myself)
I love it! Thank you for passing it on!
When I grow up I only hope that my friends and colleagues will take such a soft view of my own insanity. This guy is a good role model for freaks...
I didn't know anything about Dave Barry's professional hi…
I remember when my long battle with myself began
1st grade
Decide not to take homework home
I put the chair on the desk as a gesture of completion....."I am done for the day"
@K_0_A_Cos... Evidently Andrew has a new website slangin' EZ DIY pod casts.
And a pretty weird channel: http://andrew.castmate.fm/
"If you can hear my voice right now it means I couldn't figure out how to fade it out or I just got lazy and didn't …