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The occasional SNL gem.

joeyjoey
edited September 2012
http://www.hulu.com/watch/404167?playlist_id=1124#i0,p6

Pee your pants funny. Right on.

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  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    so good
    inserting it directly into your butt, and so it also attaches to the boobs
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    I very much approve of both this thread and this initial post.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    i think this is a bit of a gem
    i love mocking the undecided voter

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/undecided-voter/1418227/

  • joeyjoey
    edited September 2012
    This is actually real life, but it might as well be SNL.
    I love that second comment: "Her secret is that she cut her brother's arm off with that brush."



  • flossy_log_ladyflossy_log_lady
    Ah!! I had one of those when I was a little girl! I'm dying.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    jesus
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    Sis needs to get her ass in gear. The family is trying to get out the door!
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    I had one of those little friends.....
    FYI
    Galoob also made MicroMachines
    Bought out by Hasbro in 1999

    Toys are nice
  • joeyjoey
    I also had one of those.

    I found the video while trying to figure out what they were called.
    And the video combined with the arm sawed off comment made me roll on the floor with laughter numerous times, but I guess it's not as funny today.

    I like how the brother says "How come you look so good?", there is a different commercial for the same toy where the dad says "You have such beautiful jewelry!".

    As if!

    Dads and brothers ride away from you on their motorcycles and never come back.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    remember the McDonalds commercial where the girl gets stood up by her prom date so instead the dad takes her on a date with him to McDonalds and we're supposed to believe that cheers her up
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    Then he's like Honey the lodge is hosting a father daughter dance tonight and she drops her milkshake
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    The other end of the spectrum is those weird purity vow situations uggggggh.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    Other end? Kinda the same end.......
  • joeyjoey
    Yeah, if you are old enough to go to prom, you are a bit old to go to a father-daughter dance. Though I have never seen it, it sounds like this commercial is more for dads than for teenage girls.
    When you are a teen girl stood up by your prom date you are old enough to ride away on your own motorcycle.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    yeah purity vow is kind of the same as McDonalds commercial concept
    your daddy is a better boyfriend than your boyfriend
    YUCK CITY
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    Then Suzy ripped a wheelie on her Suzuki and tossed a full cup of Hi-C behind her. It splattered on the fiberglass Play Structure.
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    Sorry, I meant the other end from "Dads and brothers ride away from you on their motorcycles and never come back. "
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    The continuum of negative parental attention
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/143263
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    Wow after rewatching Sweet Secrets, I now "get" the whole expensive collectible dolls thing that goes on in comics shops/sneaker stores
  • joeyjoey
    Yeah. For some people it's really hard to resist buying all the things they had or wanted as a child.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited September 2012
    (pizza)
    Sometimes in the grocery store I get SO EXCITED that I can buy sugar cereal.
  • joeyjoey
    Oh dude!
    Just the other night I wanted to buy Fruity Pebbles (gluten free) but then decided to get Amazon Flakes instead. I am still thinking about the Fruity Pebbles, though.
    When I moved out of my mom's house and went to live with my dad I was introduced to the joys of being a grown-up and getting to eat cake for breakfast if I wanted. Then after doing it once I understood why cake for breakfast is wrong.
  • Cherry_PieCherry_Pie
    Joey, I have Liked every comment you added to this thread.
    You are tearing it up!
  • LelandLeland
    Wait... What's wrong with cake for breakfast?
  • joeyjoey
    Wanda:
    I guess it's cause I'm home alone a lot these days and I just have a lot of thoughts going through my head as I procrastinate. I am sort of left with a mouthful of words.

    DrJ:
    All that fat and refined sugar early in the morning leaves me nauseous. Plus, cake makes me feel full, yet unsatisfied. I go from sugar rush, to sugar crash, to needing real food but not being hungry for it.

  • joeyjoey
    But you probably know this already. You teaser.
  • LelandLeland
    edited September 2012
    Everything you say is true @Joey. And I like to play. My Grampa was the biggest teaser. I blame Burt.

    But still, in my way of adult life, sometimes cake for breakfast, um.... happens.

    I like to do it that way.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    If I make a pie or cake, which is RARE, then I get very excited to have it in the morning with coffee. Like a piece of rhubarb cake with coffee in the morning? So good! and yet, Joey is right because it always makes me feel kind of gross. Still worth it as a treat sometimes.

    Our old friend Dave pointed out after college that when you're a grownup you can get up in the middle of the night and eat a pickle if you feel like it. I think about that all the time. It's actually really powerful
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    Oh my god, totally jonesing for coffee + cake/pie now.
  • joeyjoey
    I like the idea of getting up in the middle of the night and doing ANYTHING you want.
    And not getting in trouble for it.
    Spontaneity is probably the biggest perk of being a grown up.
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