UrbanHonking AC Starts Season Strong
Posted by: kmikeym | From: June 4, 2007
UrbanHonking AC, fresh off their previous season finish of making the playoffs, started their fourth season last week with a victory over the Lonely Shepherds FC (LSFC). UHAC saw some surprising line-up changes. Curt Kentner, one of the stars of UHAC, has been loaned to an outdoor squad for the season, and Tim Coulter has taken the season off to look for other opportunities. But more surprising than the loss of existing players was the new player apparently added to the roster, none other than Team Owner, K. Michael Merrill.
Veteran UHAC player Josh Berezin said, "Yeah, I was surprised. The man is an owner, not a player. I mean, he's kicked a ball around a few times, but no one expected to see him out there on the pitch with us."
Merrill's performance, while not an obvious detriment to the team, was not quite up to par with the rest of his teammates. "You think I wanted to play out there?" yelled Merrill when asked to comment, "People get HURT on that field, I have responsibilities... but what was I supposed to do? We needed warm bodies."
"But who's gonna tell him no? He owns the team." Added Berezin.
In the end it didn't matter much, with UHAC scoring 11 goals against the LSFC. John scored 4, Gil scored 3, Josh got 2, and Ryan and Scott both made 1. Needless to say, Mike did not score.
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UrbanHonking AC's final regular game from last season season against the Dudes FC:
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Written in phantom 3rd person?
Nice.
Posted by: J_John at June 5, 2007 12:50 PM