Think I'll Buy Me A Football Team

Start the morning with everything on the up and up, looking forward to this week's matches, and end the day being four degrees separated from geedub hisself.

Totally True Rumor: Paulson is going to move the Beavers to Reno and sell the Timbers to Mike Keston, who then enters them as the Columbia Gorge SalmonRunnerz in MLS 2008. No, wait, make that... FC Troutdale Albion.

Also: This week! Hot Playoff Action at Portland Futsal! Tuesday! Argentina Conference Champion Albina Going against Brazil Conference runners-up Sofa Kings! Thursday! My beloved UrbanHonking AC take on the Brazilian (Conference) champions Kiss My Pass! So much at stake!