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Krystal Square Off Atlanta Qualifier

By kmikeym from September 25, 2006

Chip Simpson is going to the Show.

Though Tim "Eater X" Janus was just a burger or two behind for most of the eight-minute contest, the official results put Simpson half a Krystal ahead to win the trophy and a guaranteed spot at the Krystal Square Off champsionship table.

Janus was visibly disappointed with the result after IFOCE chairman George Shea was overheard ordering one burger to be discounted from his total (Shea was also heard ordering one burger from Simpson's total). As the final seconds ticked away, both eaters crammed liquid-soaked burgers into their mouths. Shea asked Janus multiple times to remove some of the excess Krystal, which was protruding from his mouth. With one burger presumably deducted from each eater's total, it is unclear whether the adjustments affected the final standings.


Hamburger Competition Region Finals on Vimeo

Third-place masticator Justin Mih (ranked 33) had an impressive showing with 33, beating out local favorite Bubba Yarbough, who finished fourth with 26 burgers.

With three more qualifiers to go, here's how the final table looks:

  • Takeru Kobayashi
  • Sonya Thomas
  • Chip Simpson
  • Joey Chestnut
  • Humble Bob Shoudt
  • Pat Bertoletti
  • Winner of qualifier in Memphis, TN
  • Winner of qualifier in Perry, GA
  • Winner of qualifier in Jackson, MS
  • Wildcard

Janus's impressive showing puts him far ahead of the pack in wildcard race, virtually guaranteeing his spot at the championship.

<< | Posted on September 25, 2006 at 11:57 AM | >>

Comments (8):

Great video! Thanks for yet another AWESOME post!

Posted by Bob @ September 26, 2006 11:52 AM

Stop eating me.

Posted by KRS @ September 26, 2006 12:46 PM

Great post. We at Krystal appreciate your coverage. I do want to clarify one thing, though. There will be four wildcard spots at the final table, not just one.

Posted by Krystal Kenny @ September 28, 2006 6:44 AM

So the total number at the final table will be 13?

Posted by Mikey @ September 28, 2006 9:12 AM

Great pictures.....But, being the ego-maniac I am, you got any more with me and Bubba in 'em??? I want to put them on my website!

Posted by Bonebreaker @ September 29, 2006 6:36 PM

Great pictures.....But, being the ego-maniac I am, you got any more with me and Bubba in 'em??? I want to put them on my website!

Posted by SuperPaul Bonebreaker @ September 29, 2006 6:36 PM

Ooo, a Dale Boone sighting, too. Very exciting! Also: yes, 13 at the table. Maybe you should be reading my and Krista's posts a little more carefully. ;-)

Posted by Liz @ September 30, 2006 8:20 AM

Boone put all the weight back on looks like Comedian bob kelly

Posted by robert @ October 14, 2006 7:22 PM

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