The Other Things I'm Not Writing About

So this is the place where I'm not writing about the soccer goings-on, and this is the place where I'm not writing about my gardening exploits, and this is the spot where I'm not twittering in-game Timbers updates. And among all those places, I don't have a place where I can not-write about the things that happen to me outside of those worlds:

Welcome, Nina. Soon I will begin teaching you the subtle arts of not updating your blogs. And not supporting Chelsea. And chucking your used diapers at the Sounders' bench. And growing spinach.