I Hate the World: Jerseys Edition

Pop quiz, hotshot: what sport are we playing in this monstrosity?

yegods, Nike, get a goddamn clue! Read this, please, and go back to the drawing board.

And Adidas, what are you doing to the new DC United shirt? where are the iconic stripes?

This is my sad face. And I'm not even a DC diehard, i just think they play teh pretty football.