Thursday February 28, 2008

05:30 PM : Ephemeral Temple Limited's PIDS @ Alberta Street

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*** An Unbeatable Offer!!! ***

PRESENTED BY

Ephemeral Temple Limited

The long awaited release of the 2008 PIDS line!!!

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One-of-a-kind Personal Illumination Devices (PIDS) for only

*** $29.99! ***

ETL’s new set of 12 first edition Personal Illumination Devices (PIDS) will be released this Thursday February 28 at 1829 Northeast Alberta Street. Each of these masterpieces of modern design is selling for the low, low bargain price of $29.99! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

These rare and valuable objects, previously only available to the Ultra-Rich and Most Exclusive Elite Royalty, are now available to normal people like you FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!!! Each of these unique designs is named after one of the original 12 apostles of Jesus Christ! (Please find the Matthew and Mark models pictured below) Can you get more sacred than that?) Simply plug your PID into the nearest power source and instantly turn yourself on to the illumination and sanctity you desire! NOW!!!




A once in a lifetime opportunity!

HURRY!!!

The PIDS Won’t Last Long At This Ridiculous Price!
Don’t get left behind!!!
Sale begins at 5:30 PM
The first 10 customers through the door get a free ETL necklace! (While supplies last.)
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