Opinion
Dog v. Cat News; Man v. Woman Internal Planning Issues
Regarding
I love the snoopy so much. Yesterday we got rid of all his midwestern tags in preparation for his new PacNw lifestyle. I think I licensed him online, for free, which seems weird and now I’m wondering who I actually sent that form to…also wondering how on earth you remember to get a new rabies […]
TWEE GIRLS LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE GONNA TAKE A BITE OUT OF THEM: THEY WOULD TASTE LIKE UNRIPE MELON, DOLLAR TREE LIPSTICK AND FALSETTO VOICE. NO WAY.
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Ace Of Spades MORE
Kid in the House
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Well I was worried that we’d make it through 4 years here without having a drunk kid in our house–the quintessential Normal Beleaguered Resident’s experience in this town, and a situation for which the police actually have a specific official code, it’s such a common occurrence. But worry no more! For it has happened to […]
Summer Corn Salad
cook INK
I’m obsessed with dill. It changes everything it’s added to. *Digression. In my recent adventures in Hollywood-land, I left my regular cooking gig for a new “fancy” gig that promised significantly better compensation. In a series of funny/shocking/sad events, I am no longer at the fancy gig. Anyway, I’ve been MIA and regrouping. Call me […]
INTRODUCING MORTAL FOLKLORE
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MORTAL FOLKLORISTICS : a film Mortal Folklore is my collaboration with esteemed artist and fellow Conceptual Kid Christian “MEGAZORD” Oldham. This series of haircuts is wrought from our separate and shared reactions to the innate blueprint of Christian’s skull. Mortal Folklore has no didactic purpose or literal reference. Each piece invokes a mechanical myth founded […]
TIMBERLAKE SO BAD
I SAW THAT
I remember seeing several blind items on gossip site when he was shooting the Facebook movie about how everyone in the production was aware of his terribleness and he absolutely was not, he thought his comedicgifts were ample. And then you see the movie and notice just how much of Timberlake’s action, in particular scenes […]
Arm
Regarding
My friends! TWO HANDED BLOGGING HAS RETURNED! See my remarkable speed and fluency! Typing with the speed of thinking almost! Hello old wpm friend, how I missed you. Another thing I forgot to mention is that a bunch of the letters on my keyboard are all rubbed off, so hunting-and-pecking, as I have been doing […]
THE WINDMILL MOVIE
I SAW THAT
It sounds like a cinematic concept you wouldn’t care about, or a Pavement song: white guy born and bred in the idyll of the Hamptons resents his privilege. I mean, the burden of wealthy white male privilege is already the concept behind 39% of all non-superhero movies. But The Windmill Movie is about about a […]